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@SeanNicholasC @SnoopDogg I'm looking for a giant 💲covered in diamonds, need it for this Saturday.

@AskHalifaxBank is there a way I can update my address online?

@ArgosHelpers this is bullshit!! Still waiting! No1 has spoke to me! This is a proper shambles!!

@ArgosHelpers been waiting at your fasttrack counter for 10 mins now whilst no1 is manning in?! what's the point in offering this service??

Grab yourself a bargain at @asda Heinz Tomato Ketchup at £999 per 100ml

@LidlUK #lidlfishponds #Dismaland

@thestagcompany arranges your transfers so you have a 3 hour wait at the airport for a internal flight! Thanks! Shit company and over priced

@TheStagCompany are a shambles! AVOID THESE CON ARTISTS!

@Tommeedee85 need some details from you mate, how do I contact you? DM?

@ThePaulDaniels you havent done 1 of your magic tricks on @Tommeedee85 have you? vanished from whatsapp 4 days ago and havent bin seen since

@glasseye16 @chelseacsh @Tommeedee85 Glasspool* even

@glasseye16 @chelseacsh @Tommeedee85 I'm with Glasspole on that one!

@Tommeedee85 #HelpFindDurston

Sick weekend!!! #brothers @Rclark41172 @craig_d_clark @mjclark86

@darren_marshy table for one wasn't the best idea you've had then

@YodelOnline I can confirm I have received my parcel, thank you very much. Great service!

@YodelOnline I have just DM you with my parcel deets

@YodelOnline looking for the number to speak to a human about a mystery missed parcel, I've received 3 cards! The automatic system is 👎 help

@SmythsToysUK little disappointed with your delivery / lack of packaging service. With kids around discrete packaging would have been ideal

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