Matt Falter

@stoolpresidente @TIM_MAYsports They may be okay with 9-3, but clearly are not good with 6-9

Holy shit. I take a shower and Sherrone Moore is fired. #GoBlue

@LeBatardShow @MichaelRyanRuiz Was today’s costume Bloated Tim Pool?

Mike's dark money willed Miami into the CFP

@Aportzline See Walz, Wes

Every NHL fanbase feels as if THEY get screwed by #NHL officials more than any other club. Fact is, every club has calls that go for / against them. IMO: #CBJ got a huge break when #Isles goal was overturned late in regulation Monday. Remember that when it goes the other way.

@SickosCommittee I’m still waiting for a hot stopper

It should surprise no one who has listened to our podcast that Jordan and Pitt Girl have a lot of love for our dearly departed HI.

Not sickos related, but I know there’s some overlap… NEW CGP GREY VIDEO ALERT

@BeauBishop Ginn Jr also scored first

Reminder, Oregon scored first 10 years ago.

@SickosCommittee Needs more plumes

The epaulettes are absolute fire.

@CapnCornelius I read it more as a sad state of the franchise's affairs - that the best we can hope for is to suck so bad that we can decrease the probability that we inevitably lose out on the lottery.

@RoosterCarey @jbarro Damnit, yes. Reading comprehension is hard sometime.

@mjfpharm @jbarro I think that’s Josh’s point.

This is an oddly lawyerly response. Wouldn't cocaine not be "illicit" under this definition since it's Schedule II?

@jbarro But it's not 'illicit' under his definition.

@mjfpharm yes, that's why it's Schedule II. but nobody has accused Gaetz of dentistry.

@damnyouwillis @hankgreen Big Bear >>> Giant Eagle

@hankgreen There also used to be a rival grocery store chain called Big Bear. But Giant Eagle defeated Big Bear.

Dear Ohio, Naming a grocery store “Giant Eagle” fucking kicks ass. Thank you, Hank

@LeBatardShow Please don't let that be a shart

Best caption wins a free t-shirt from lebatardaf.com🎖️

I lift now

My apologies. I have been informed that due to NHS budget constraints all consultants are forced to drive this thing.

This stagecoach was created for Queen Elizabeth II to commemorate her Diamond Jubilee. Now, however, it is used exclusively to transport on call neurosurgeons to the hospital when they get paged. pic.x.com/TD4HtAa6gk

@MiamiHerald Someone trying to outtake @gregcote and it’s not going well.

Lawsuit settlement will change college athletics. It may be time for UM to drop sports | Opinion miamiherald.com/opinion/op-ed/…

@NoLayingUp Someone watched one too many Marooch videos on his phone

@asymmetricinfo Sinead O'Rebellion

Wow, this was super edgy. In, like, 1982.

@MylesEhrlich @LeBatardShow 🎶 Expert at basketball 🎶

Add it to the Amin athletic highlight reel. 😤

@SickosCommittee Bevel the score?

Oh Percy, we all know you love things LOUDLY, piercingly, feelingly, and vibratingly.

The alto that drew the short stick when the director pulls out Grainger.

@SickosCommittee Gotta love a good 2.5/4 time signature