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@Stalker6Zauzich Yeah definitely the more active side at least!

@mjohn707 I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side

What if we wore red handkerchiefs in our right or left trouser pockets, or even blue handkerchiefs, does any have any idea what might happen?

@alex__pitti That or anal but IdK

@mjohn707 Like nuclear war?

What would you press if blue you had to suck someone’s dick and red they’d suck your dick, but if everyone pressed red something else happened?

@SteveStuWill @ReaperCapital Let me know if y’all need help with this

Insane: Monkeys can accurately predict election outcomes. According to fascinating research, our furry primate cousins have an uncanny knack for forecasting which candidates will win, simply by looking at their faces. stevestewartwilliams.com/p/monkeys-can-…

@Fremond_ @captgouda24 Please don’t fight boys, I might get turned on

@captgouda24 Nick, please.

It is no surprise that Britain is struggling; after all, they were for many years a communist country.

@ignayshusloyola Probably so

@mjohn707 A gaybow?

@tomieinlove Treat yourself to a glass of water!

I went to an Omakase place last night (didn’t eat anything, just sat in the waiting area lol)

@alex__pitti Is this a heated rivalry reference?

Hockey people who think you need to be huge to score in the playoffs are devastated by Stankoven's success.

I would fall for this

@BuucketHe4d I can send some stuff she might like

@mjohn707 mrs bücket wont let me look at that web page

guys is there anything good on Apple TV I mean I’ve done seen’t all of the good/mid stuff like severance and slow horses and the soccer coach one

@milken_cookies @theepicmap It’s the edge of the world cookies! Commercial area in part though, serving the great gulf oil producing basin

What’s it like living in Port Fourchon, Louisiana?

@milken_cookies @DadInvest She’s got a masculine vibe honestly!

After The Good Place ended, I just realized I’m no longer getting enough Ted Danson in my life.

Red button someone else gets 40 qtips shoved up their butt Blue button you get 40 qtips shoved up your butt, someone's butt is spared

@BarbarianCap Freshwater sushi, pure American innovation

The American Eater Wins Again

He’s cute like one of those green garden frogs

@choffstein Yeah I run my cup through the dishwasher on the heavy/pots and pans cycle, I assume that washes off the excess microplastics

me, while violently shaking the metal ball inside my 10 year old, plastic shaker cup: "I just don't understand how all these micro plastics are sneaking into my diet."