Bedard for Hart

I can’t believe this is a real tweet 🥹

@MagaMacklin @NBCSSharks Jersey size/address? I’ll send you a Bedard jersey. Or would you want to wait to see if he’s named captain?

@mjthw9897 @NBCSSharks Bedard won’t win a Hart in his entire existence thanks to the existence of Macklin😘

@JTAlexander I’ve noticed this throughout my life. If I say “I know XYZ is true but what about ABC”, people will say “no, remember? XYZ!” No shit. I just fucking said that.

The DMV was where I suddenly became aware of how stark the IQ gap actually is in practice. I went to ask a simple question. My first iteration was this, verbatim: “The roads are covered in ice, so I know it’s not happening right now, but I wanted to ask about motorcycle road tests. You have to have a motorcycle to do the test, but you can’t buy one in this state without the motorcycle endorsement on your license. So, how does that work?” First answer, verbatim: “Well… we can’t do them in winter.” It took five increasingly condescending rephrasings to get an answer and I was so stunned by the experience that I can’t even recall the answer. This incredibly ugly interface is specifically designed to cope with the fact that the DMV is a jobs program for the medically retarded.

@urmadifurhere @Harian_Mossa It’s insane. Habs & Sharks fans LOVE the Blackhawks

@Harian_Mossa literally every single one of them😂😂😂 the absolute most insecure fanbase in all of sports

Leave it to Montreal fans to fall for accounts that say PARODY ACCOUNT on them

i am UNBELIEVABLY OBSESSED WITH THIS SOUNDTRACK

@EaglesVictim @briinastar Fitzgerald or Fagles?

@briinastar Ditch that horrible translation and read Fitzgerald

nr: the odyssey (emily wilson translation)

@nhlbedard The Sirens scene & Page in the Hades scene were perfection

If Matt Damon doesn’t get a fucking Oscar nomination…..

@MrMasonAgain @RickyPeebs @TrashCandicoot Does Powerade sell Mixed Berry flavor in the regular form?

@mjthw9897 @RickyPeebs @TrashCandicoot Either drink the regular drink or drink water lol artificial sweeteners have been linked to cancer multiple times

Mr bezos real as hell for this

@jpmovies24 Can’t stop listening to Sirens

ludwig is not real bro

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a specific score that articulated the emotion & narrative of the scene better than the Sirens scene.

@XCannedyX @mirah2x2 @themyakway You are peddling capitalist/elitist propaganda. Try to understand the bigger picture than just assuming your daily life explains reality.

@mjthw9897 @mirah2x2 @themyakway As a manager, its not. I have had employees for the past 10 years request days off for a siblings 17th birthday, for mental clarity, for literally need to clean their house. Your generation is fucking lazy.

look like he need to hire somebody cause ian doing shit

@XCannedyX @mirah2x2 @themyakway Stfu. “Nobody wants to work anymore” is a dumbass opinion

@mirah2x2 @themyakway I've work 4 doubles a week for atleast 5 years, you'll be right. Kids nowadays are so damn lazy lol

@sawyeurism This might’ve been the best single scene acting sequence in the whole movie filled with insane other sequences. Matt Damon in the Siren scene & Anne Hathaway in the “I want Odysseus!” Scene were also incredible but Page in this scene stole the show

And while we are on the subject of phenomenal actors—Elliot Page was on screen for all of 5 minutes and delivered this bone-chilling sequence in Hell that will stay with me forever.

@MrMasonAgain @RickyPeebs @TrashCandicoot merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fla…

@mjthw9897 @RickyPeebs @TrashCandicoot It’s Powerade just drink water at that point

@MrMasonAgain @RickyPeebs @TrashCandicoot Mixed berry Powerade is one of the greatest bevs

@RickyPeebs @TrashCandicoot ?? You gotta be either overweight or have a cocaine issue no way you think 0 sugar drinks are good

@Baileymoon15 “X is the worst Y in the history of Ys, maybe ever” will never leave mine lmao

“often used word in politics” entered my lexicon 10 years ago and it’s never left

This is the sitting president of the United States. He’s a 6 year old

@_ExitTheLeft Hey fuckup - is inflation a lagging economic indicator?

Inflation hit 9.1% in the summer of 2022 under the Biden administration. Just a reminder for those with the memory span of a goldfish.

@KamalaHarris Kamala, posts like this are why you’ll lose the primary if you run again. The GOP needs to be treated with the disrespect that they have unleashed upon the world.

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.