Michael Zellinger

@MeghanEMurphy Yes, I do like to pay attention to you. And not only because you are smart

There are lots of things that men like that are good: Hunting UFC Comedy Bands Building things Carrying things Playing sports Fixing cars Driving big trucks Going to the bar Chopping down trees Fishing Paying attention to me Let me know what I forgot in the comments x.com/SamWalker100/s…

@buffys Get in line woman

i want dick

@FutureJurvetson @ItsKimJava you mean, he saw you seeing him sign it backstage

@ItsKimJava I saw him sign it backstage

One sign, one chance....Elon Musk! What a day at the Signature event in Fremont. Don't miss this video!

@Im_IrushiK I do like to follow the vibes

@mjzellinger Would love to connect tho

Which backend stack has the strongest future? -Java + Spring -Node.js + NestJS -Go -Python + FastAPI -Rust + Axum -Elixir + Phoenix -Kotlin + Ktor -PHP + Laravel -.NET

Last tweet for the day, folks. Keep giving me lots of likes and follows, or I'll start talking about enterprise AI adoption. Good night!

@MeghanEMurphy you're right. anal penetration only lasts a short while, but words on a page can leave a durable impression in a creative, literary, and sensitive mind such as yours

Words on a page are nothing like real human beings being anally penetrated you people scare me tbh x.com/piouslyporpize…

@elonmusk @maxmarchione @MatthewParrott The side effects have already taken effect

@maxmarchione @MatthewParrott Retardatide sounds amazing. Side effects may include … ? 🤷‍♂️

Retatrutide phase 3 obesity trial just came out and the results are genuinely insane: - 28.3% bodyweight lost on 12mg over 80 weeks - 70.3 pounds on avg. or 31.9 kg - 45.3% of patients hit 30%+ weight loss (this is bariatric surgery territory) - 30.3% weight loss (85 lbs) at 104 weeks in higher-BMI patients - 65.3% of 12mg patients dropped below the obesity BMI threshold - 19% loss on 4mg over 80 weeks (47.2 lbs) with fewer dropouts than placebo (4.1% vs 4.9%) - significant drops in blood pressure, triglycerides, non-HDL cholesterol, waist circumference, and hsCRP - no cardiac or liver signals Retatrutide is going to completely overshadow tirzepatide and semaglutide, and take the throne as the best-selling drug of all time.

@MyHeartcode no he shouldn't. such cases are embarrassing

A grown man at 30 with no house, no car... should he really be thinking about having a girlfriend first? 💔

@tasornp @FxRctrades Tell that to my preferred instrument when it's under high and continued pressure to keep functioning madly

@FxRctrades You just have to stick with it long enough.

Boring discipline creates exciting results.

@MeghanEMurphy Good post. Appreciate the literary quality.

Imagine sexy things is in no way comparable to jacking off to videos of real, live, human women being abused and degraded—women you know nothing about, who may well be underage, victims of trafficking or rape, being pimped out, etc. x.com/MonicaMAlmague…

@tasornp @RoyInProgress You don't sound convinced, Tasorn 👀 I know you too well

@RoyInProgress Nice one Roy. You're building the right way.

Day 32 of building in public 🛠️ Today: I made 49 new connections. But the follower count isn’t even the best part. > had real builder conversations > got valuable X Reach Lab feedback > received DMs that genuinely made my day Days like this remind me why I keep showing up 🚀

@worillessg Thanks, dear. Now follow me to cement our emotional bond 😁

@Jigspunadiya Don't forget me in your newfound fame!

Guys, got featured on Amar Ujala 💀😂

@worillessg With a capital C! 🥰

@mjzellinger Now, Is that a compliment Michael?

Everyone has same 24hrs. What excuses do you have to give for not being productive?

@jamesonhaslam @PadraicMcC big dick energy needs to hear nothing. you're an imposter

@PadraicMcC Needed to hear this

If you’re stuck between $10m - $20m in rev it’s likely you haven’t fully answered the question “what are you known for?” Industry / service stack / icp / persona / etc Totally normal to grab every bit of revenue you can in the early days and eventually you need to focus

@Mahiixz @Jigspunadiya yep, when I'm silent, it's cool. when you're silent, i'd assume you're brooding about something

@Jigspunadiya How silence means completely different things.

What’s something the opposite gender will never understand?

@worillessg thank you, not everybody is intelligent enough to notice

@mjzellinger U're hilarious lol.

@bisiiii_ he was accommodating the strange shape of your equipment

I had sex with a guy and he was curved. Is that genetic or from masturbation?

@Mahiixz Why? What's wrong with the McDonald's worker uniform?

Men without money don't deserve marriage

@Mahiixz And women who think like this don't deserve fidelity