mk 🧸ྀི ❤️

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

If I say I’m hungry you got 5 mins to feed me before I become ugly.

Me watching two co workers pretend they like each other

on my way to do exactly what I want after asking 10 people for their opinion.

How it feels to quit the same job twice

@LaysCrisps_ Oh yeah because I asked for the toilet seat to be up & to be underrated. Cool cool

@mk_romano You: Puts the stress in your life on purpose Also you: I can’t live with all this stress!!!!!!!

“I can’t take this stress” @LaysCrisps_ Me: Same Lay:

nbs i could eat this everyday

Ngl a trip to the bookstore & a fancy coffee would heal me

@LaysCrisps_ Mighta been your 99th problem but a bitch ain’t one

@mk_romano It was my 13th reason and my 99th problem.

Hey so what the fuck 🙂 why did I come home to the fucking TOILET OVERFLOWING AND THERE WAS LITERALLY TWO INCHES OF WATER IN THE BATHROOM AND HALLWAY AND THE LIVING ROOM WAS COVERED IN WATER 🙂

Cuando no ha comenzado el horario laboral y ya está sonando el Teams

“No one’s coming to save you” Actually it have a very long list of people that would come to my rescue at any time

This retrograde so ghetto omg😭

"How do you know about that?" You told me.

@LaysCrisps_ Maybe we will leave early

So do we work tomorrow or is the storm too bad? Someone let me know

Can’t wait to bother my coworkers tomorrow after having a week off.