molly k

Please, my two wives, make peace #RHOBH

#TheNorthman part gladiator, part, green knight, part midsummer, a touch of LOTR.

Lol that’s about to become a gif @Twins

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

Really have my tinfoil hat on over here, thinking about all the very bad parts of three billionaires with fragile egos controlling basically all the ways we communicate.

@ScottWalker You’re gross.

Auto correct switched maskless to massless. So far, there has been no mass on this flight (which should make Rep. Omar happy). Regardless, it is nice to not be forced to wear a mask. Most on the flight are without masks and a few have them on (which is there right too).

Nice to be massless on an airplane again!

Didn’t know how much I missed the “music” on #sellingsunset

I have never EVER subscribed to or believed in any conspiracy theory in my life. That being said, what I'm about to say, I know, but please hear me out. The new Florida law, HB7, which forbids CRT from being taught in math classes from K-12 here in Florida has resulted in only

is the #outsidelands lineup weak or am i just old? or both? I barely know anyone playing...

@dana_darko @zeusjones 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼yeasss danaaaa

Over the past few weeks I’ve somehow neglected to mention that I work at @zeusjones now and it’s awesome!

@jtabrys @ConanOBrien Pretty sure that’s dmc

Feeling down. Can everyone send me pictures of me?

@ErikThibault @CanyonGFree Love a good egg in the hole! To be fair, this brand is tasty regardless 😂

@mkburke @CanyonGFree A fried egg in the middle of that would be a great idea

Lol GF bread @CanyonGFree

@e_haah Have they apologized yet?!?! Lol

Lol this fucked me up at 3:30 am

@ErikThibault Can’t do that for various reasons 🙃

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch

ThAnK yOu KeViN tHaT wAs VeRy DrAmAtIc

you’re telling me he got in one little fight and everyone got scared????