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Mark "Noodles" Kewman
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Mark "Noodles" Kewman
@mkewman
Current Broadcast Engineer, Emmy Nominated Former Assignment Editor. Former Radio DJ. Opinions ≠ employer. RT≠Endorsement. Proud dad of 2.
Sacramento, CA Katılım Ekim 2007
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@JohnBar57070325 @TiagoNugent “Simply” is wild. It’s a superfund site with literal tons of toxic waste on the grounds. But ok.
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@TiagoNugent Or, we could reopen NAS Alameda and Mare Island shipyards and start unfucking California
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but where will the MythBusters blow stuff up :(
Matt Popovich@mpopv
It's pretty crazy that there's a city-sized expanse of flat unoccupied concrete just waiting to be developed directly on the doorstep of downtown San Francisco
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Spirit danced with bankruptcy & was plagued by management issues for quite some time. Then - this unprofitable organization- with almost no cushion got hit with soaring jet fuel costs.
That is the story.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Sean Duffy on Spirit Airlines: "I think it's important to talk about why we are here today. Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg ... "
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@Lokay @adammocklerr @ScottJenningsKY 💯. Jennings lost his cool on the air like a teenager and should’ve been kicked off the show. Mockler’s hands weren’t in his face and Scott was getting dog-walked (again).
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No doubt, @adammocklerr has a definite point of view, but Abby Phillip's "everybody calm down" moment fails to acknowledge that @ScottJenningsKY is the ONLY one who had the outburst, and I'd have kicked him off in the break for failing to debate, but rather debase himself.
Acyn@Acyn
Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face” Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars.
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💯. Did you feed him Alpo after you dog walked him? Because, damn.
Adam Mockler@adammocklerr
Grown man on the verge of tears because he can’t answer a question
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The Hilton donated the ~2600 dinners that went unserved at WHCD. They freeze dried the steak and lobster for longer shelf life before giving them to 2 shelters for abused women and children. HUGE thank you to the staff that worked through the night under terrible circumstances.
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So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?
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@Pogue I’m doing this for all my Fusion meal expenses from now on… also same employer.
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My employer has a new, astronomically awful expense-reporting system. Opaque, inefficient, and mind-bogglingly duplicative. Am I being too much of a smartass?
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Pete dogwalked Joe. Absolutely embarrassed Joe on every point.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation
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Remarkable thermal drone footage from Floodlight showing xAI using "unpermitted gas turbines to power... Grok" in predominantly Black neighborhoods in Mississippi.
They quote Bruce Buckheit, a former EPA official, “That is a violation of the law.”
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@Lokay Comics unleashed has always been paid programming…
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In a very-much-related story, Byron Allen owns a chain of local TV stations that he cut to the bone, replaced local meteorologists with feeds from the Weather Channel (which he owns), and then capitulated due to viewer backlash.
Now, they're helping to fund his vanity project.
Alex Weprin@alexweprin
Allen, it is worth noting, is paying CBS to run Comics Unleashed in the timeslot, guaranteeing the network a tidy profit. hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/cbs…
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Rick Scott 2022: I got rid of my Disney+. I’m not planning on going back to the park.
Rick Scott@SenRickScott
Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.
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NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.
And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works.
Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse.
This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.
The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit.
Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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Two weeks to secure the Da Nang airbase.
“The U.S. Marine Force will not, repeat not, engage in day-to-day actions against the Viet Cong.”
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Absolutely here for TMZ tracking lawmakers sneaking out of DC during the shutdown. @HarveyLevinTMZ is using his platform for good. ✊
TMZ@TMZ
Senator Marsha Blackburn slinks out of D.C. before the Senate vote. 👀 Credit: X/DCCelebrity
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@CaptBob_Nomadic Air New Zealand has this and it looked fantastic.
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One of the best ideas ever for families traveling with kids and couples doing long-haul travel. I didn’t even consider a business-class ticket until my mid-thirties, when I finally had some financial wiggle room. Relax Row would have made affordable travel much more enjoyable back in those days!
United Airlines@united
The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated
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