crème blû-ráy

the cutest bug in the world when you lift up his rock

that’ll make ya pussy throb

Rhys with Bryce at first ☹️

My close and personal friend Bryce Harper. Another sketch. @phillies #RingTheBell

👅

@lgbtrealmuto you’re jt’d the fuck up

jacob tyler realmuto shirt to go with my jacob tyler realmuto hat thank you so much @oliveeasmif !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@m4rshmadness you got this!!!!

realizing you have all your life to watch movies and discover new favorites

This is how your email finds me

bryce abandon your vegas heritage NOW!!! take that fucking headband OFFFF!!!!!!!

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

@oliveeasmif YAYYYYYYYYYY

TWINNING WITH MY BESTIES :) custom shirt !!!

i have acquired the ultimate combination (jersey from @pale_atlantis, shirt from @oliveeasmif)

thanks dad!

no catcher loves his pitchers like jt loves his pitchers

“who even tweets 50 times a day?” u clearly never experienced ur fav sports team pissing u off

DURAN IS BATTING THIRD GET READY TO LOSE THAT MVP RACE, OHTANI