Mike the Mayor

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Nothing beats a Citizens Bank Park crowd pop 😮‍💨 #OpeningDay

@610_ASA Happy birthday my guy!!!

ALSO happy opening day @Phillies pls don’t make me sad on my birthday

1-0. #RingTheBell

@ParmaJawnCheese Happy birthday!! 🦖 🦕

When you wish me a happy birthday, this is who you’re actually saying happy birthday to 🩰🦕🧚🏽🧁🌸💖

Phillies 2026: Running Out of Time.

SEPTA has announced a new pilot program, solar-powered digital real-time arrival displays at select bus & trolley stops This comes after local Philly artist @/emeyewhisky created & put up version of their own over the last few months Coincidence, or public art making a change?

RT @PhiladelphiaGov: 🌉 @DRPA_PAandNJ will host a FREE 100 year anniversary event for the Ben Franklin Bridge on July 11. The bridge will c…

Beware, Philadelphia drivers: A small token of my appreciation awaits you

This is the one time the beg button is good

@mwyattmusic you get it

new meme update just dropped

RT @JohnnyWalsh__: Philadelphia

can someone make me a shirt that says “bring back harry the k’s and dollar dog night you cowards” so i can wear it to every phillies game this year

@ParmaJawnCheese @Phillies I know that’s right

My birthday is opening day so the @Phillies are required to win

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

They did the opposite to love park

I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…