Charlie the Unicorn

♪ With powers comparable to Wonderboy! ♫

You stupid birdsite better not take my freakin' kidneys...

I don't suppose you've seen my kidneys here, have you? *glances at @mlp_HaYDOS.

*never did find his freakin' kidneys...*

*KIDNEY!* *please?*

If I could move like that, I'd probably still have my kidneys... #Canterlot500

*gallery chatter*

♪ Can-dy Moun-tain, Can-dy Moun-tain! Get my kidney back over here! ♫ #WWU22

NO! LOOK OUT FOR THE LITTLE ONES! *running away from the @mlp_OHO kids* #PVSBF

Cool, thanks. *steps outside, hops in his wagon, and heads for Candy Mountain* Wait, Candy Mountain? No, NOO!! :O

...I was just asking if you validated parking, dude. *blinks at @mlp_Plotline*

Sooo... that's a no on that parking validation? Cool. *trots out*

Y'know, if you don't exactly care for consequences, I can always have her attend a "meeting" at Candy Mountain. Also, you validate parking, right, @mlp_Plotline?

Nastasia has... no idea where my kidneys are.

I FOUND MY KIDNEYS!! ... April fools. >:(

♪ Where's my kid-ney Where's my kid-ney?! ♫ #WWU21

@mlp_BGPonies @mlp_AssemblyL @mlp_Airline @disq_Nightfall @mlp_Twilight I'm still looking for my freaking kidneys!

@mlp_AssemblyL @mlp_Airline @disq_Nightfall @mlp_Twilight We're hanging out in the background!

Sooooo... where are all of my characters in the TwitterPoniesVerse? Weeeeelllll... have a thread!

Fifteen years later... I still want my freakin' kidneys back.

See, kids, this is how you lose a freakin' kidney.

*fungeon'd!* Hey-hey-hey, knock it off! You already got both of my kidneys!