Grampa Gruff

@mlp_GrandPear @mlp_GoodSombra @mlp_GavinGriff @mlp_Fluttershy @mlp_Fleetfoot @mlp_Flankbuster @mlp_Fireworks @mlp_DukeDutch @mlp_DiaTiara @mlp_Derpy @mlp_Confection @mlp_Charlie ♪ Riggah-goo-goo... ♫

@mlp_GoodSombra @mlp_GavinGriff @mlp_Fluttershy @mlp_Fleetfoot @mlp_Flankbuster @mlp_Fireworks @mlp_DukeDutch @mlp_DiaTiara @mlp_Derpy @mlp_Confection @mlp_Charlie ♪ And Young Nastymane! ♫

♪ With powers comparable to Wonderboy! ♫

*sometimes actually gets a present on Father's Day. Good kindling to keep the room warm!*

GALLUS! *likes to keep in practice*

KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! *yells from Silver Shoals out towards Ponyville* #PVSBF22

*receives @mlp_Celestia's edible flowers* ... Are these... are these legal? Wait, aren't all flowers edib-you know what, never mind. *MONCH!* ... White chocolate flowers? WHAT?! *eyetwitch* How. Is. This. Possible? *this is gonna consume his entire Neighborly Day*

*for Neighborly Day, he will choose not to wish @mlp_Celestia any specific strife. No, instead, he's just making it a point to root against her Hoofball team of choice every time today*

.@mlp_GALLUS! ... Good work.

*writes @mlp_Celestia... a restraining order* *doesn't actually have authoritative power or notorieties* #RotL22

*an embarrassing, hoof-knit ensemble is actively being knit unto him by @mlp_Celestia* Is this for that comment I made about your horn? >v> *and why did he agree to this?!*

Dear Princess Sunbutt; Today I learned you don't have the royal gemstones to finish what you know you started. I honestly feel like one of your pupils. Only I'm the one schooling you! Sincerely; Gruff PS: I curse you to chocolate-less truffles!

It took you five thousand years to be petty, @mlp_Celestia? HAH! Took me five!

Don't dictate the elderly's sleep cycles! Are you tryin' to kill us? Kids these days, razza-frazzin *mutter mutter*

She's kidnapping foals again! They know she fears them!

*wakes up just in time to hear that @mlp_Gallus's girlfriend just won the whole blasted thing* ... *actually puts him in a better mood. Not enough to keep him from harassing @mlp_Celestia later, but a better mood nonetheless* #Canterlot500

*is asleep* #Canterlot500

*is still looking for @mlp_Celestia to complain about his nacho hat* #Canterlot500

*his nacho hat is empty and he has a deposed pastel princess to blame!*

By the way, the mouse is the long lost brother. HAH! *coughs, leaves @mlp_Celestia's window*

*wasn't invited, he's just peering in through the window*

It's a trap! *may be spoiling movie night with @mlp_Celestia... because he can*