Charles van Straubenzee
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Charles van Straubenzee
@mlxzdk
Erstwhile Governor of Malta


Tourist's Italy dream vacation takes nightmare turn after she's kidnapped twice in one day trib.al/b8b9AGu


Realizing I’ve been below the median income for Millennials in all but 2 years of my life











Do bond markets control the government?



@yuanyi_z Deeply embarrassing for Cambridge University, now gone Full Woke.



I hit my number three times. First in the early 2010s after some very well timed trades. That gave me the opportunity to quit my professorship, move to NYC, and try to be a journalist (which I was for about a year). Then in the late 2010s when I finally got back the money I lost in my divorce via saving/investing. I upgraded my lifestyle at this point (went from a 2br to a penthouse, started flying business, etc). Then again in 2023, when I tried to upgrade my lifestyle again by going to the next level. This time, I kinda couldn't. Like, I could go to more Michelin star restaurants more often, but course menus bore me. Watches are idiotic, I prefer beer to wine, and even with wine I don't like French wines all that much. Owning a Lamborghini in Thailand is idiotic, and I hate cars anyway. My Mercedes is comfortable and stylish, and besides I live on an island with (almost) no cars. My car is parked on the mainland. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SPEND ON! When I realized this, I kinda had a panic attack nervous breakdown. And I'm still recovering from it. When you spend 10 years of your life obsessively accumulating, and then you get to a position where you feel safe, you'll be tempted to upgrade your lifestyle if only because, if you reach your goal, you'll look back and realize how empty, how pointless, how meaningless goals really are. They're just ways to avoid indignity and misery, they aren't enlightenment, joy, happiness, or any of those things. But when you've finally got to a place where indignity and misery are mathematically impossible, you either start making up fake indignities like a child ("I want the Patek Philippe and I'm a loser if I don't get it!!!") or, even darker, you become an optimizer ("well, this custom sound system sounds really great, but I should probably add speakers in case I need to get something from the garage while rewatching Independence Day"). The thought "I'm rich enough, there's nothing else to buy" is at first horrifying, existentially terrifying, because it makes you realize you never really wanted or needed to be rich. You just didn't want to be poor.

Gary Stevenson set to be appointed as an 'Economic Adviser' in a new Andy Burnham administration.



















