46 and two

@FredericaBimmel Robert chia plant

Look at this guy on Jeopardy

@StaceyPrussman Welcome to SoCal

Venice Beach

@StaceyPrussman Yikes. Century Blvd Inglewood. That’s where bad things happen. Come down to oc

Im at a motel 6 by LAX. I think this is where the story begins

@OpieRadio heard ya talking talking heads. Have you heard the new Pearl Jam single. Very talking heads

@luisjgomez That’s a @attell premise from the vegan strip joint they have to lick to poke for iron

Iron Man

@redban Last Tuesday Orange County

Is everywhere in Los Angeles as windy as Burbank right now? Holy shit.. like a tornado. Last night trees went down all over my hood. 📸- Charles Kim

@DougStanhope Cat tartar

Too many people are misreading my last tweet. Meatwig is probably going to live. Fucking prick must have been faking it. He's not my first cat and I thought I knew dead when I saw it. But we're waiting on the call. I may still be right.

@OpieRadio @BrotherWease Bikini tini. Linger longer

Welcome to Florida bitches! #ruizing with @BrotherWease

@JoshDenny @AriShaffir Officially upgraded to a fucking piece of shit He’s the buildup under an outhouse toilet seat at a three day phish concert that served chili and prunes

Dude, @AriShaffir is a fucking savage. If you don’t love this dude, you hate comedy.

Most people will remember Kobe as the magnificent athlete who inspired a whole generation of basketball players. But I will always remember him as a man who was much more than an athlete.

@AriShaffir Ari when your not drugging close friends in front of their kids your making fun of the death of a father of four nationally while his daughter dead as well will now be a memory too their mother and siblings and wife. Your a top tier cunt A real fucking pile of shit.

@marcmaron Stater bros

@LaCubanaNYC Sorry for the loss. You all tried.

@thejimhooper @DougStanhope Bill burr wanted that

The perfect RV for @DougStanhope

Sharing a drink with a friend you never knew you had.

I’m doing a benefit for the Australian fire victims January 26. Tickets go on sale today at noon: Stand Up For Australian Fires Benefit w/ Joe Rogan, Jim Jefferies and Whitney Cummings | The Novo thenovodtla.com/events/detail/…

@CompoundBoss Godamn

No, he’s not. Ben is a compulsive liar.

@marcmaron @LeoDiCaprio @WTFpod Don’t cry in front of the Mexicans. That’s one shit fuck piece of equipment. Watched it 15 times. Three in the theater

@BenMakesTV @OpieRadio @CompoundBoss @LandauDave @CompoundAmerica Are you fucking serious

@deandelray Slit

I’m going with Gash as the worst.