Mark Kearney

Our neighbours introduced us to their newborn today. “My waters broke during a MAFS dinner party!” the proud mum said. That’s the most heterosexual thing you will ever hear, aside from perhaps a Nickleback album.

@trianabutler I’m so sorry this is happening, Triana. Standing with you in vocal solidarity. We won’t stand for this.

@akaWACA This is very distressing. Very worried our institutions are ill-equipped to respond to (or are complicit in) the right-wing radicalisation of our society 😔

Look what the pigs let happen in front of Parliament House. Same Nazis from the Grampians. #posieparker you can’t hide, you got Nazis on your side #acab #FCKNAZIS

@fionaparker1 @BgoArtGallery Omg, look, it's an Australian icon! And Ken Done too!

Omg KEN DONE IN #BENDIGO! 🧵 Australiana: Designing a Nation opens @BgoArtGallery tomorrow & my goodness it’s a nostalgic treat, along with being a perfectly curated walk through how Australians see themselves and are represented through art & culture in history #MyAustraliana

@austargirl I don’t think that’s true. After all, your profile pic is a queen 👸🏻

@mnkearney You’re probably right I am dumb

I’m sure victor is lovely but Greece is not qualifying

@Priyant1987 They’ll give it their best out there, and so long as they’re having fun, that’s all that matters 😬

@mnkearney I want to hold out hope that after all is said and done, they'll do a decent job on the night.

Yes or yes: Is this the weakest semi-final in Eurovision history?

@hellisspeaking Um, Holly, are you a Eurofan?! I didn’t know! 😱🎉

@mnkearney Actually tragic

@ThornburyRocks It’s actually her! 😂😂

@mnkearney That's not... real. Is it?

Now, THIS is resilience 😅

@JaguarJonze Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena! this is so, so cool!

Such good snaps!! Thank you 💖💖

Once a monster, always a monster.

@tastyMdrag It’s a confected, silly stat.

@mnkearney ign.com/articles/every…

Loved EEAAO, it deserves all the gongs, but those lauding it as “the most-awarded film of all time” could probably afford to cool their jets somewhat. #Oscars

@alonsonm Perhaps we can talk about it while you make dinner tonight? x

Never been an easier Semi to call. #Eurovision

@glenndunks An impactful, memorable film. An extraordinary, complex performance. Happy for him and the team who worked hard to make it happen.

I’m glad that Brendan Fraser has had a “comeback” but where is the actual comeback? Renee Zellweger is hanging out being like “here’s my comeback.” Good luck to him, I say. I wish him well. Terrible movie. Bad performance. I hope his “fans” support him moving forward.

I can almost see it / That dream I'm dreaming / We changed the key after 15 years / What were we thinking? - Miley Cyrus rehearsing The Climb on Disney+ special 😂🤣