Kevin Bruce

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Mama I made it! I occupied Parliament Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations? But tell daddy I’m sorry I won’t come home tonight Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No! Not because I’m among the injured. No! Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us. That would have been better I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to Otherwise no one could have. I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm, Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea, Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba, Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani, Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya, Or Parliament of Owls They can’t be blamed. I did it for Our country. They hailed us for being fearless Mama! They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented. Did you watch the news? All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black, chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs. They call us GenZ Mama. Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC. Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama, I meant MPs. Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo? Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’? That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’? Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol? Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’? Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi? Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers? I told you it will be Big Mama! We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me We said we were peaceful They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama. Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth? Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death? That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death! We approached the parliament as promised. We eventually occupied Parliament Mama Albeit briefly. The wall gave in and we entered. I’m sorry I did not taste the rice As some did Mama All I tasted was the bullets Mama They sprayed me with bullets Mama, That’s why i won’t come home. My battle is over Mama But not the revolutionary war.

He must fall #Rejectifinancebill2024

Someone shoot the president #RejectFinanceBill2024

@scherargei I want to see when ground breaking took place

@MigunaMiguna You couldn’t even make it to a shortlist. You think governments are run on twitter.

Unknown to most Kenyans including yours truly, Conman @RialaOdinga SECRETLY struck a deal with despot Uhuru Kenyatta in October 2017, after the Supreme Court had nullified Kenyatta’s fraudulent victory. These were the TERMS of the EVIL DEAL: a) The conman would claim that the SYSTEM was rigged and withdraw from the rerun that the Supreme Court had ordered. Instead, he would EXPLOIT the general public anger and disaffection to ORGANIZE protests. b) The Despot would respond viciously to lend credibility to the conman grievances. c) The Deapot would pay the Conman Shs. 50B in 3 tranches: a cash deposit in Tanzania; a wire transfer in Dubai; and a final cash deposit in Nairobi. The latter for “organizing” the media, foreign consultants and maandamanos. d) The Despot would keep the DEAL from his Deputy, Ruto. The Conman would do the same to those aggrieved by the electoral theft, especially the NRM wing. e) The Conman to go on with the Peoples Assemblies and Swearing In but to keep a lid and eye on Miguna Miguna and the NRM so as to ensure that when the Deal is eventually unveiled, the “extremists” on both sides could be liquidated or controlled to pave way for a constitutional change through BBI and the installation of an Imperial President (Odinga) and Prime Minister (Muhoho Kenyatta). f) The Despot would not allow the swearing in to proceed by arresting Miguna Miguna before it occurred. That way, the Conman could keep away without generating opposition to himself. But if Miguna made it to Uhuru Park, the police would be withdrawn from the function. The Conman would join after the Constitutional time of 2PM to deny the function constitutional credibility. The Conman not to read the Official Speech and not to give the mammoth crowd any way forward and to hurriedly leave the function so as to cause confusion. g) Tom Kajwang’ and another cowardly advocate should be made to wear a gown and wig and pretend that they had presided over the swearing in to minimize the impact of having Miguna administer/ commission the oath. Later, Kajwang’s arrest wound be staged to cause more confusion before the charges would be quietly dropped. h) The Despot to switch off live coverage of the swearing in. This would enable them to distort and craft a narrative of what had transpired. It would also deny Kenyans the ability to watch the event live so that the Grand Plan wouldn’t face opposition later. i) If things don’t go according to the plan, abduct Miguna at night without anyone noticing and kill him secretly. If that fails, force him out of the country under the pretext that he was a foreigner. j) Unveil the #HandShake. Use the media and international community to demonize and criminalize the NRM and pretend that the #HandShake was because of “our love for peace” and “concerns over lose of human life and destruction of property.” l) The Deapot to rope in his Deputy and ensure he buys the lie. Make him propose names for the #BBI team but infiltrate the team so that the end-product is made purposely for The Grand Plan. Well, ladies and gentlemen, The Grand Plan failed. Hence, the ongoing cacophonic mayhem!

@HonMoses_Kuria Nawe ujue tutakutafuta hadi Kaburini. Malaya hii

Atakufa Wednesday 19th azikiwe Saturday 29th. Jowi !

@CJMarthaKoome Your courts are a disgrace to this country. @dkmaraga left you a working judiciary but you are throwing it to dogs. You expect to interpret laws made by illiterate parliament and executed by an illiterate executive? You are now even scrapping degrees for GVN posts

@KenyaPower_Care why was I given 45 units of power for 1000, whereas I usually get 62 therebout

@KenyaPower_Care how long should someone wait for tokens after paying ????😪😪😪

You mean this thing called @EchesaRashid can slap an @IEBCKenya official.

@JumiaKenya hi. I ordered an iPad 2 casing. Order number 362328882. Te casing that was delivered wasn’t the same and it can’t fit my iPad. Kindly advise

@reneengamau my long time friend. How are you

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@Safaricom_Care hello. I have a problem with my bundles. They are being used even when have put off my mobile data. 0723535739

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@Safaricom_Care Hello. Already done but it has been declined even after topping the balance

Those things called Chinese should go back to their country #DeportRacistChinese