puter

sinking in the quicksand of my thoughts

taking a pill and pretending i’m lego commander cody

life is a lol

on 2 hour break, at home making a drink in front of the door bcuz I'm in grimy work clothes and I spilled half of it on the floor. I don't really have the will to keep going

pregaming my 4 hour dishwasher shift with 2 cigarettes and a java monster (not to mention my 100mg prozac dose)

I'm writing the hobbit 2 about my 4'3" uncle who never shaved and lived under a highway overpass for 6 months while his escort wife filed for divorce

@virtuallyself I think you're biawesome

my doctor thinks i’m bipolar

Scientists finally discovered “seven beers”

@NamesGryphon me too!

i am turned on and cumming hey and im boy farting

@antnnnn_0 actually I call it delicious

@antnnnn_0 beer & limeade

invented a good drink

@pukeirl #burgerboyfriend😍

Lego atlantis brickmaster saved my life

Beer

@jjjjjonesjjjjj vroom vroom

@modelocigarette Corvette

Whys there a penis in my legos