modern slave #1900394
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modern slave #1900394
@modernslaved
everyone dies.... but not everyone lives...... just your old regular 29 year old trying to help everyone live!!!!
all over Katılım Mart 2026
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@naiivememe we got finessed, beat the slavery nowwwww
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> Another pandemic before GTA6
> Gas is $5
> Still can’t afford a home
> Job market is a disaster
> Apparently aliens are real now
> Stock market feels completely fake
We are way too calm about all of this
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: People in at least three U.S. states are reportedly being monitored for possible hantavirus exposure.
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@jeremyct your account was made in africa brother, you live in a mud hut and eat bugs
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@jeremyct modern........ slavery.........but then again the slaves had a place to live and food to eat....
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My dad retired at 61.
Union pension.
House paid off years ago.
Medicare coming soon.
Social Security locked in.
At dinner he told me people my age just need to “budget better.”
I make $74k a year.
My rent is $2,050.
I’ve got maybe $3,500 saved after bills.
I just nodded and passed the potatoes.
But what I wanted to say was:
Your retirement existed because companies still offered pensions.
Your Social Security works because my generation keeps paying into it.
Your home doubled in value while mine feels permanently out of reach.
You didn’t crack some secret code.
You were born into an economy that hadn’t pulled the ladder up yet.
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@elonmusk dude i couldnt even drive 2 hours away with my 350 range in my tesla lmaoooo
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@civilianweb3 hi , lets end modern slavery together :)
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@_jJohnsol @legen_eth put me on brooo omg its that simple??
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@modernslaved @legen_eth Just copytrade him bro. I made 37sol copytrading him today
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@brian_armstrong you banned me on coinbase for no reason faggot, fuck you brian
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This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase:
Team,
Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future.
Why now
Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both.
First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth.
Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day.
All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core.
What this means
To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice?
- Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles.
- No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams.
- AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.
In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs.
To those who are affected
I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done.
All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information.
To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements.
Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters.
How we move forward
To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together:
Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it.
The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission.
Brian
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@BitcoinSapiens this guy wants to have data centers all over, fuck this guy
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@barkmeta pokemon is a trend that a certain gen grew up on.... waqit till no one is interested and you will have cards that are worthless
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I sold my house last week.
I’m putting every penny into Pokemon cards.
Yes, you read that correctly.
I’m moving into my Grandma’s basement to cut expenses and buy as many cards as possible.
She thinks I’ve lost my mind, but I can’t sit here and watch this market pump every single day and not be in it.
Pokemon cards returned 1,900% in 5 years. My house returned 14%.
One day I’ll sell the cards and buy a house 10x bigger.
People can laugh now, but they won’t be laughing for long.


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@Jack____Wheeler @jeremyct bros flexing a watch that a mcdonalds employee could buy
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@jeremyct They didn’t you’re right.
But they also didn’t have the opportunities you do.
You can make money FROM ANYWHERE on Earth with a laptop and WiFi connection with 100,000s of business models that didn’t exist 100 years ago.
Your grandparents couldn’t do that.

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