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This is the car Toyota Corolla : SMK759HY Last seen : Acme Crescent, Ogba, Lagos This is the only picture I have but the scratch is no longer there

@chopsdaddi Life is unscripted. Towels work only after the body is clean but they still get dirty

Bro, you need a President that can pity the people. Have you seen the way Wike talks about Nigerians? The open contempt and disgust? The similarity between the Buhari's tenure and this one is that they both seem irritated by the very people they were meant to serve.

Someone said that the poverty of a country is planned. That statement stuck with me.

@tobyasky I was just shouting when he made that error, thank God for the referee that came to our rescue.

What makes Lammens, Lammens, is because of his conservativeness. He’s not a woke goalkeeper, he’s quite traditional, even in his looks. When you start asking him to do what he cannot do, he loses himself, and then people start complaining about his errors. Next thing, we start asking for a new goalkeeper, that he’s not good enough. Bro has almost given away a goal today again.

Do not let them gaslight you. Football has never seen a midfielder as complete as Bruno Fernandes. Dead or alive.

“Nigeria has over 37 million barrels of proven oil reserves, India has less than 5M barrels. Nigeria has about N200M people, India has over 1 billion people. The GDP per capita in India which is the amount an average person earns a year is over $2,500 but the GDP per capita in Nigeria is $800. India doesn’t have oil & they have a huge population more than us but they are doing far far better than us.” ~Man says

@HQNigerianArmy just to let you know the soldiers that you put at the lagos international airport have become nuisance… all they do now is stop luxurious cars & bully the drivers and passengers-just because they are young then ask for Martel money… the Nigerian army use to have honor but it’s filled with jokers now … hopefully you do something about this

This made me tear up a bit

Why should Haaland win POTS? Man City fan: He scored a lot of goals to keep us in the title race plus he’s PL top scorer. Why should Bruno win POTS? Man U fan: He created many chances and even broke PL assist record. Why should Rice win POTS? Arsenal fan:

A drunk policeman shot me at a checkpoint in 2011. The bullet tore through my car, through my right hand. I lost my career as an animator. My marriage cracked. My mind still bleeds. The twist? I sued the Nigeria Police. Won in 2015. Judge said: "Pay his medical bills." 10 years later. Zero naira. I face permanent disability without help. @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @UNDP @NhrcNigeria #NigeriaPoliceNotYourFriend

There are only two companies in Africa that produce Linear Alkyl Benzene, a major ingredient for detergent making, one in Egypt producing 50,000 MT, and one in Algeria producing 100,000 MT. Dangote is set to produce 400,000 metric tons. Dangote sees wealth in solving our day-to-day needs.

Ladies and Gentlemen, As I celebrate my birthday alongside NeoStore’s first anniversary today, I am proud to officially announce that the all-new NeoStore e-commerce website is now live at neostore.ng⁠ This new chapter comes with several exciting improvements designed to deliver a better experience for our customers. First, I am pleased to announce that @Wizarab10 is now the official face and brand ambassador of NeoStore. To appreciate our loyal customers, repeat shoppers can enjoy up to ₦1 million in "total" discounts by using the coupon code “WIZARAB” during checkout on the NeoStore website. We are also excited to introduce the NeoStore Affiliate Program, giving individuals the opportunity to earn with NeoStore simply by referring customers to shop with us. The new NeoStore website has been completely redesigned with our customers in mind. Because customer satisfaction remains at the core of everything we do, we carefully reviewed the feedback and complaints received about the previous website and have worked extensively to address and improve those areas on this new platform. I sincerely appreciate your patronage, trust, and support throughout the past year. Your support has been instrumental to our growth, and we remain committed to serving you even better in the next 365 days. Thank you.🙏

Being an MC gave me the opportunity to visit so many places, especially some beautiful places in Lagos and Ibadan. So, if you’re relocating from Lagos to Ibadan and wondering where you’ll feel most “at home,” here’s a simple cheat code 😄 📍 Bodija = 🇳🇬 Ikeja GRA / Magodo. Comfortable, organized, professional crowd, good food spots, and enough calm to make you forget Lagos traffic trauma. 📍 Akobo = 🇳🇬 Lekki Phase 2 / Ajah. Fast-growing, estate-heavy, young families everywhere, and new buildings appearing every weekend. 📍 Oluyole Estate = 🇳🇬 Banana Island / Old Ikoyi energy. Spacious houses, quieter roads, and the kind of area where generators are backup plans, not survival tools. 📍 Ring Road = 🇳🇬 Allen Avenue / Maryland. Central, busy, commercial, and connected to almost everything important. 📍 Challenge = 🇳🇬 Oshodi. Pure movement. Parks, traders, buses, noise, confusion… and somehow everybody still understands the system. 📍 UI / Agbowo = 🇳🇬 Yaba. Student life, tech bros, cafés, cheap food spots, hostels, and enough young people to make the area feel permanently active. 📍 Jericho = 🇳🇬 Surulere. Old-school prestige, calm streets, loyal residents, and a “we’ve been classy before social media” kind of vibe. 📍 Dugbe = 🇳🇬 Lagos Island / CMS. Traditional business district energy. Banks, offices, old buildings, traders, and serious weekday movement. 📍 Iwo Road = 🇳🇬 Ojota + Jibowu combined. Transport hub madness. Everybody is either arriving, leaving, shouting, or dragging luggage. 📍 Akala Expressway = 🇳🇬 Agege. Strong street culture, hardworking residents, lively atmosphere, and food spots that deserve national recognition. 📍 Iyaganku = 🇳🇬 Alausa / Ikeja Government Reserved Area. Corporate feel, government offices, cleaner roads, and a more structured atmosphere. Which ones did I get right and which did I miss?

Without trying to be funny, the Nigerian dream is to game the system to achieve a life free from want, worry, and the pressures of responsibility. It is about making money without effort and getting things for free without working for them. This is why you see people who travel to places with plenty of opportunity to achieve things with hard work still being caught up in crime and fraud. One could argue that it is the same for all humans, but in Nigeria, it is cultural. We praise and worship those whom we think achieved this by being "smart" and not those who did it through hard work and sheer effort. Even when we discover that people are rich, we never think it is from effort; it is likely because they gamed the system. The Nigerian dream is to game the system and do nothing. That is why corruption and fraud are commonplace. It never used to be like this, and not all Nigerians currently think this way, but a majority now do, thanks to the madness Nollywood has infected the society with, in the name of entertainment. Now, we are too far gone.

400 - Manchester United are now unbeaten in each of their last 400 home league games in which they have led at half-time (W365 D35), a run which began in August 1984. Ridiculous.

Bruno Fernandes' journey to equalling the single season Premier League assist record 🪄 🔴 @ManUtd

@Casemiro @Maxiishim_ @ManUtd Thank you Casemiro 👏

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

This is Dammy (Damilola) Feyide. She was in her 20s when she returned from the UK to Nigeria in 2017, ready to complete her NYSC and likely head back abroad. But today, the story is completely different. What started as a one-year service term became a lifelong mission. One afternoon, a nudge from the Holy Spirit caused her to stop her car at a correctional center. She didn't see "criminals" or "street kids"; she saw a reflection of Jesus’ heart. She saw children with doctor-sized dreams living in paint-starved realities. She started by giving money to children on the street and going to the correctional facility with gifts, but the Holy Spirit kept convincing her that there was more. That conviction led to the birth of Let It Shine Academy (LISA), a FREE boarding school for secondary school students in Lagos, Nigeria. About 270 students are enrolled in her school. No tuition fee, no hostel fee, no feeding fee, no uniform fee, no textbook fee, everything is provided for free. A standard private secondary school for free in Lagos. In a society where many children are pushed to the margins because of poverty, instability, family background, or lack of access, she chose to create a place where children can still dream, learn, grow, eat, create, think, and become who God wants them to be. Today, LISA is a beacon of high-quality, completely free education. While the foundation is built on Christ’s love, the school is filled with children of all religions. As I shared with my sisters Grow Her Faith Fellowship last week, faith isn’t a wall to keep people out; it’s a bridge that invites everyone in. When we serve, we don’t ask for a creed; we look for a need. We often ask ourselves, "What is the meaning of life?" The answer isn't found in the degrees we earn or the titles we hold. The whole essence of man is to live for impact. We are stewards, not owners, of the grace we've been given. If your life doesn't leak hope into someone else’s darkness, are you truly living? Impact isn't about having it all figured out. Dammy didn't have a background in education; she just had a "Yes" and a God who backs those He sends. I love women who live beyond applause, who are not just building names, but building lives. Women who are not waiting for perfect conditions before they begin, women who understand that purpose is not always glamorous. Dammy’s work reminds me again that impact is not about how many people know your name. It is about how many lives breathe better because you obeyed what was placed in your heart. Education is one of the purest forms of impact. When you educate a child, you change their language, their exposure, their confidence, their options, their family story, and sometimes, the direction of an entire generation. That is why I will always be drawn to people who build in this space, because clarity helps people see, education helps people rise, and impact helps people live better. Dammy carries all three with conviction. I believe she deserves to be celebrated. Today, I celebrate Damilola “Dammy” Feyide, for choosing to be a bridge between disadvantage and dignity, between “someone should do something” and “I will start where I am.” May we never become so busy chasing visibility that we forget the beauty of living for impact, and may more women rise with the courage to build what they wish existed. Let this be your stir to action: Stop waiting for the perfect timing or the full bank account. Go where the burden is, go where the heart breaks. Just as Dammy shows us, you won't know how deep the well of Grace is until you start pouring it out for others. Dear Dammy, keep living purposefully and intentionally; the heavens are documenting your impact. Tolu lope Ajayi #impact #freeschool #nigeria #education #Bugatti

I am Nigerian, and right now my dream is bigger than me. Only about 4.5% of medical literature globally are represented on Black skin. That means millions of Black patients are learning from systems that barely look like them. Medical students study diseases on skin tones that are not their own. Doctors are trained with visual references that often fail Black bodies. That gap has consequences. So I am deciding to build towards changing it. I’m starting with a book. But the larger vision is far beyond that. I want to help build software and medical visualization tools that make Black medical representation impossible to ignore. This is not just about diversity aesthetics, this is about accuracy, education, visibility and better healthcare outcomes. One day, I want a Black child studying medicine anywhere on earth to see themselves fully represented in what they learn. And I believe we can build that future.