Rob Jenkins

@adbennoEFC Despite having 3 years to go, you say no,you’re staying put (& he wants to go), he just doesn’t try very hard,doesn’t show as much interest, then you think, we should have took the money, but next window, that money isn’t as much, as another 6 months has gone, not worth as much

If Ndiaye is sold that’s TFG telling fans they have no interest in building a side to challange for things and are just happy for us to drift along as they cash in on the club.

@LHDWinchester @ToffeeBriefing Club Stats (2025/26, all competitions) • Appearances: ~47–48 (mostly starts, with some substitute appearances). • Goals: 31 (including 3 penalties). • Assists: 9–12. • Minutes: ~3,700+.

@modular_madness @ToffeeBriefing I keep hearing about him. Not seen a lot of him though.

🔄 TRANSFER RUMOUR | Beto Nottingham Forest reportedly keen on Beto this summer. Would free up funds and a squad spot for Everton but surely we can’t let him go without a replacement? Delap or Vlahović 👀 (via Goodison News) #EFC

@LHDWinchester @ToffeeBriefing How about Troy Parrot? Surely cheaper than Delap? But scoring!

@ToffeeBriefing Vlahovic isn't a proven Prem striker. Delap was brilliant in a shit team but couldn't do it at Chelsea. Do we risk yet another foreign striker or do we take a chance with Delap. It's a call I wouldn't like to make.

@fesshole Just so you know.. it doesn’t damage you like something out of alien!! It absorbs in to your skin, and eats the calcium in your bones… nice stuff!! You need calcium cream, lots of it, to rub in..

Long ago at uni, I nearly ran through a car wash for giggles. Only stopped because attendant said the wash sprayed hydrofluoric acid and it would kill me. Looked it up later and it was true. Thanks attendant. Hope you're protected from toxic shit at your workplace.

@LHDWinchester @ToffeeBriefing Well said 👍🏻

@ToffeeBriefing Let him go elsewhere. Leave his legacy how it is. Been a great servant to the club and has been an absolute rock. But he's gotta go elsewhere now. Thank you, Idrissa.

🚨 EVERTON TRANSFER | Idrissa Gueye A Moyes ally is advising Everton to walk away from another Gueye deal. Positions him going to Saudi or USA. But is Moyes confident to go into next season without him? (via Football Insider) #EFC

@EFCdaily_ @Plettigoal If only it was Ariel Ortega

Stefan Ortega has recently turned down an approach to sign for Everton [@Plettigoal]

Classic tune!!

@OneWayMusicX One hell of a song!!

Would "Come Undone" be your favorite Duran Duran song?

@EverTony81 @EvertonNewsFeed So you’d be happy accepting 15m less!! Doesn’t matter what other clubs think, we prove what we feel is adequate enough for him. Like other clubs do..

@EvertonNewsFeed Anyone saying 80+ really needs to look at his end product, great player but not 80 if we were to get 60/65 I'd be very happy

💰How much do you think is a fair price for Iliman Ndiaye?

@AndiDurrant Some good tunes in 2011, but 1991 all day long!!

1991 or 2011? 20 years apart, and one of them is one of the very best years in the archive.. but which are you going for? Join us from 7pm on KISSTORY for both, and you can leave early at 8 to watch the football - but only if you've got a permission slip from your doctor or mum

@DeadlineDayLive RIP Mr Keegan 😣

💔 The football world is mourning the loss of Kevin Keegan, who has sadly passed away at the age of 75. ❤️🕊️ The former England and Newcastle manager was one of the most iconic figures in English football. Rest in peace, legend. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TrollFootball2 Nah. Where’s Tom Jones!!

The World Cup final ceremony we need

@realbayoX @fesshole What would have worked better is slowly work across many plants. So when he thought he’d caught them.. he really hadn’t!! (Evil laugh)

@fesshole The dedication of showing up early every day just to sabotage the plant is unmatched. Those flies must have made his office unbearable for ages

I had a horrible boss and got to work early than him each day. I regularly tipped coffee and tea dregs into the plant in his office. Each morning his office was filled with tiny flies that plagued him all day. It took months for the plant to be identified

@burge1987 @_stonyd @DeadlineDayLive @grok Not a villa fan. Completely agree however. Why on earth would he go to turkey, when there’s a plethora of higher standard clubs who’d take him. Most of the premier league would, but I guess Villa wouldn’t want him coming back to haunt them!

@_stonyd @DeadlineDayLive @grok Villa would have to be absolutely desperate for money to sell him for that, and Watkins would have to be desperate to move to Turkey. Non-starter

🚨 Fenerbahçe have reached an agreement with Ollie Watkins over a move this summer. The Turkish club have agreed a three-year contract with the Aston Villa striker. Fenerbahçe are now in talks with Villa over a transfer fee, with the Premier League side seeking €35M and the Turkish giants hoping to complete a deal for around €25M. (Source: @sabah)

@Uraharastudio Kane 😂

This would be peak ending in the World Cup

@imi_tramps @DeadlineDayLive I seem to thought he wanted to bring him “back into the fold” when he arrived? But turns out it was this When Maresca first arrived, Sterling actually featured heavily in Chelsea's pre-season preparations. He traveled on the USA tour and played in all six pre season games.

@modular_madness @DeadlineDayLive Maresca never gave sterling a chance. From the moment he landed sterling never even made the bench😂😂. Stop spouting lies bruh😂

🚨 Jack Grealish has been given a chance to revive his Manchester City career under Enzo Maresca. The new City boss wants to assess Grealish during pre-season before making a final decision on his future. Everton remain interested in bringing the winger back, but City are no longer pushing for an immediate exit. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@fesshole Son said…

As a beautician in a small town, I'm not embarrassed when I recognise women whose bits I've waxed. I did though find it awkward when a girl whose Brazilian I'd done in the week needed a lift home Sunday morning having been pulled by my son and brought home for a one-night stand.

@Rainmaker1973 Does look rather epic!

14 years ago Today, the annual Big Boom fireworks show in San Diego, intended for a 17-minute display, discharged prematurely and simultaneously and the entire cache exploded in less than a minute [📹 Dan Roy]

@DeadlineDayLive Fair play, they’ve got as much out of the deal as they can. We need to try doing the same.. any idea what the sell on clause is?

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Everton have completed the signing of Hayden Hackney from Middlesbrough on a 5-year contract. 🔵 The initial fee is £16.5M, but the deal could rise to just under £25M through appearance-related add-ons, England call-ups and qualifying for European football. Middlesbrough have also negotiated a sell-on clause. (Source: @Everton)