Revenge Moe

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

@justinfriskie woke up and saw this tweet so i also have to drink a soda

Woke up with a really dry throat so I have to drink a soda at 8am

may the fourteenth be with you

Actualleigh is a beautiful name for a baby girl

@MaryfulOfGhosts @tofeelhealed actually tell that to the people booking the shows the vast majority of the shows in my scene are PWYC/nobody turned away for lack of funds and also a lot of times are in accessible venues, and while the second one is harder to accomplish the first one just needs to be offered

@tofeelhealed Tell that to A) all the poor people and B) the disabled crowd

you aren’t part of a music scene if all you do is post about it online but don’t go to shows

heavy is the head whose hair is brown

adopting the “take a penny leave a penny” system for treats at my door tonight can’t wait to see which cute little kids in my building are actually just selfish little fuckers

@justinfriskie if this happens to me at 35 i’m ending it all

You turn 35 and suddenly a giant donut and monster energy drink breakfast hurts your stomach. Fuck this!!!!

if there is anybody that i trust to drive 212 km/h safely, it’s a stunt driver it’s literally his job

Sharktank Redemption (1994)

@Gorilla2Ville is this about frisbee? what podcast?

Yeah I still like Andy Samberg that hasn’t changed but it takes some generational level of hater genes to go on a podcast with 100k+ listeners and talk about how you wish your homeboy’s dog would just give up and die lmao

@startxchoppin i’ve gotten this “compliment” enough times i’ve started doing the same thing to guitar players wow your pedals worked great tonight, amp was really loud too!

"you hit the drums so hard" thank you for digging deep to find something nice to say about my playing

@Biscuit_Power69 i’m not a fan of competition, i’m out

@moexmorris There may already be a buyer dm me if you really want it

Attention all edgemen: buy Bam’s Original X swatch

@Gorilla2Ville @jaeden_nm or book them, make them open, and then the next 3-4 bands proceed to use all of their stuff without asking

@jaeden_nm I need a DM spill of what band it is so bad I need to blacklist them

played a gig last night and after i was done with the breakables the headliner sat down at the kit and started readjusting all my shit - dude brought zero gear and didn’t even have the decency to ask. “you’re using my breakables?” “yeah dude well they’re already here” WHAT

tim horton's nightmare before christmas

@startxchoppin @Gorilla2Ville Lester? i hardly know ‘er!

@Gorilla2Ville Moe Lester the Limp

Tag yourself I’m Mup

15 reps of shitting hard as fuck for 3 sets

@startxchoppin @xastupidx wait you didn’t tell me we had to play music

@xastupidx shouldnt have booked me and my racist foo fighter worship band

"support local music" and your local scene will have a bill metalcore (derogatory) 37 year old office punk acoustic set slam project consisting of four 17 year olds without any gear racist foo fighter worship band

@startxchoppin @Cameron4284 my gf a pedophile because she always says i’m being childish

@Cameron4284 my wife a zoophile because she fucking with a big dog 💯💯💯

I thought this was a @startxchoppin post if I ever seen one