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I give up.. wueh we never saw it coming

Akirudi 2027 then we deserve all the suffering in our entire life in this country No way fuel is 243 which means it affects almost the price of every basic commodity and you tell me you will vote for him

Absolutely important.

Donald Trump, William Ruto and Museveni have three things in common: Arrogance, abusive and 'know it all' syndrome. Democracy is on trial.

The saddest thing about youth unemployment is that many young people did exactly what society told them to do: study, qualify, work hard. Yet opportunities remain out of reach.

They have stolen from the youth that desperately need the money but come next yr the disillusioned youngsters will vote for the better thief

Let me give you some advice. If you are building anything that will cost you more than 1 million Kenya shillings, please hire professionals. Please please am begging you. Hold your ear like this.👂Stop being the architect and structural engineer of your own building. There is more mathematics that goes into what you see than you think. Now some of you have beautiful houses with paint that is peeling. Some of you have bathrooms where water does not drain into the hole#. Some of you have business buildings where the support beam is right in the middle blocking the doorway. Some of you have rental apartments where I cannot pack a car even with magic. Some of you have staircases that are designed like a death trap. Some of you have toilets that bring all the dirt and smell back into the room. Please hire professionals. An architect, a structural engineer, a quantity surveyor, a professional plumber not an apprentice, a professional electrician not kawaya. Stop spending too much money building rubbish. In any case most of you end up spending more than those who hire professionals. You go to Karen you find very poorly constructed houses you wonder surely, land costs 80 million here, are you completely unable to hire a professional or you just think its a waste of money? I am a lawyer. But there is no day I will ever represent myself in court or in drafting a contract. I hire a third eye. The individual must not be a relative or a friend doing me a favour. He or she must do a cutthroat straight perfect job and get paid reasonably for it.

BREAKING Paypal just concluded that Africans can’t have 20$ sent to them from abroad legally !!!

Some people have bad breath despite brushing their teeth, There are these tiny films called tonsilloliths or tonsil stones. Inside them, bacteria hide there leading to foul breath. The best way to deal with them is to regularly gargle your mouth with saline water, hydrogen peroxide or sodium bicarbonate. Of course, avoid sugar, fluoridated toothpaste and mouthwash. Also, breathe through your nostrils always, not through your mouth. Gargle in the morning, and at bedtime. #BetterTogether

David didn't pray for Goliath. He killed him.

You want us to cancel Ombachi and Bien na mumejazana Embassy za wakoloni mkitafta Visa?

CURRENCIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ukiona akicheka hivi huezi jua anaeza kuua na slippers.

Capitalism teaches the poor to worship the people profiting from their suffering.

If women can reject 100 men for being broke, you can also reject 100 women for being used up. Never apologize for that.

If a man is taking care of you, please reciprocate….dont let social media deceive you.

The fact that majority of the rich people in Africa are politicians means the continent isn’t just struggling with corruption , it’s built on it.

Kasongo Must be awarded for lying while looking you straight in the Eye.

We will pay flight tickets for Kenyans going to work abroad – Ruto citizen.digital/news/we-will-p…

I want to promise you that in two years, Nairobi River will be different from what we know today - Ruto

This was the funniest one 🤣🤣🤣🤣