
Chris Moffitt
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Chris Moffitt
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I tweet stupid things. Enjoy...



Barbie (2023)


this is gonna be nate by the end of the season


The fact Ryan Gosling got an award for his performance as Ken over THIS?!?!



Keira Knightley, 2002


Paul Anthony Kelly when asked what his favorite Beyonce song is: "I don't know. I'm a metal head." #MetGala


Ted Turner, the media visionary who forever altered the news business by founding CNN and helped introduce Americans to pay TV by creating cable channels like TNT, Turner Classic Movies and Cartoon Network, has died. He was 87. bit.ly/3PlqfDM

Paul Anthony Kelly when asked what his favorite Beyonce song is: "I don't know. I'm a metal head." #MetGala


this photo of pritzker always makes me laugh because what the fuck are those shorts




The fact that Sandra Hüller could now conceivably receive four acting Oscar nominations next year shows there’s actually a path for someone to defeat Meryl’s nomination record



@yashar 37 years on air and there’s ONE group or subject The Simpsons have not lampooned or even parodied. Take a wild guess who it is. And it’s certainly never going to happen after the Isaac Hayes South Park controversy.

There’s not a single player on tour who can defeat Sascha Zverev right now. He’s going to win Madrid, Rome, and Roland Garros. This is the exact moment that Sascha has waited his whole life for. He’s gonna capture it and he’s going to dominate it. Make me proud goat.


Pete Davidson and girlfriend Elsie Hewitt are ‘navigating relationship struggles’ 4 months after welcoming baby girl trib.al/9iJsUM6
















