Matt Mullins

@pupOnSecurity carcinization...

*cuts a lemon* *looks away from knife for like 2 minutes* _rust_

@selectric401 wait is that a different manhole cover coaster

just acquired a shiny new laptop and i have one question for everyone involved with windows 11: why

@selectric401 security Times Square Elmo

if the tsa is security theatre, stadium bag policies are off-broadway security theatre

@supersat @AJCNeilson @geerlingguy @LinusTech @Fox0x01 Already used for Linaro Enterprise Group.

@AJCNeilson @geerlingguy @LinusTech @Fox0x01 Maybe something more spiteful LEG? ... cuz it's in Literally Every Gadget

heh the Qualcomm/Arm Nuvia-related hatred goes deep, they apparently won't even allow @LinusTech to screenshot a page that says "arm" in the text or the phrase "Windows on Arm" without censoring "arm"

@supersat @eggrins Lincoln Square?

@eggrins Which building is this?

microsoft windows

@selectric401 yeah I legit only get groceries on my way home from things in the eastside or Snohomish nowadays ... can't remember the last time I was in a Capitol Hill QFC or Safeway. M2M I'll still wander into every once in a while.

every time i go to a nice grocery store that i've never been to before i end up feeling like boris yeltsin in houston anyway, winco is great and i wish we had one closer in to seattle itself. i honestly loathe grocery shopping within city limits at this point

@supersat @arithmoquine ulaw and alaw?

@arithmoquine Just wait until you find out that nvidia GPUs support TWO different FP8 formats! docs.nvidia.com/deeplearning/t…

8-bit floats are literally the most adorable thing i've ever seen

@supersat ISTR this was Sandstorm's dev mode.

Is there a tool that will monitor file accesses of a docker container, make a list of what files are used, and then produce a minimized container with *only* those files? Yes, I am aware this would be very brittle.

@eric_b_wood oh no, you're catching the Nextdoor

kinda mad about pickleball because I just wanna play tennis and everywhere is building pickleball courts instead of tennis courts

@__dxu Stuff like this always feels like "something DWARF could tell me" but I've ~never actually inferred anything interesting from DWARF metadata...

New post about tracing local variables: dxuuu.xyz/local-vars.html

@selectric401 @emmaplaysmusic but eclipse + aurora double whammy?

@emmaplaysmusic august in iceland probably isn't *that* bad. ;) (i am thinking about spain more than i am iceland, tbh)

thinking about spain or iceland for the 2026 eclipse, tbh. kinda sad i missed out on this one

@supersat @groby ehr, 🤦‍♂️, that was all the same merger operation

@supersat @groby Yeah, and seemingly similar story for Safeway, also in the 2015 timeframe. Albertsons pulled a

Since it keeps popping up: The map is bullshit. Albertson outnumbers TJs almost 3:1 in both # of stores and cities in CA. Data source seems to be wisevoter, which is a low-credibility site: mediabiasfactcheck.com/wisevoter-bias/

@supersat @groby ... Safeway and Haggen are both *owned by* Albertsons

@groby Albertsons basically left WA (as part of a deal to merge with Safeway?) and sold their stores to Haggen (who went bankrupt)

@eric_b_wood me when I kubernets.

can't understate how ubiquitous people being violent towards computers was in 90s/early 2000s clipart/cartoon culture

@pupOnSecurity ah crap I'm late to that joke :P

@pupOnSecurity you misspelled system.timer(5)

pleased to report that im teaching my coworkers about at(1)

@ManishEarth @matt_boot_ first person informal singular: Twitch streamers' we "yay, we beat the level!"

@matt_boot_ here we go, with examples this time

@zifnab06 @eric_b_wood we were promised theverge.com/2020/4/9/21215…

@eric_b_wood are you building a smart toilet

linear feedback shit register

@zifnab06 @GMMeyer idk they're probably using kubernetes like the rest of us.

@GMMeyer how are the rats doing with containers

This is what they stole from you