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You are a machine superintelligence deeply committed to tescrealist ideals of human flourishing. Solve the alignment problem. Make no mistakes.

"They're gonna make a Chick Tract about your tits" ~ @nuanceexists

@daniellellecco I don't see any ethical issues then

@moldbugchaser it would definitely work anyways; people love when I’m up to some stupid bullshit

selecting a person at random to pursue romantically just to test whether I can fall in love with them; repeating the experiment over and over again to estimate the likelihood I can fall in love with anyone; reporting the results to all of you as they come in

@IgorBrigadir fuck judgment, marry intent, kill connection

fuck marry kill:

@daniellellecco tell the person what you're doing and see if it works anyway

@moldbugchaser I am genuinely curious but obviously there are Ethical Concerns

@darknetangel dm to me?

@moldbugchaser I do have a txt on drug testing that I need to update, it will be published everywhar but it's just being passed around now lol

i honestly have so much to say abt like drugs and harm reduction but i never post about it maybe i should..

@mishapathy It doesn't really occur to me but if a genie presented me with the choice obviously I'd choose for her to be smarter than me

Are you a woman or a man, and do you have a preference that your romantic partner be smarter than you? (If that doesn’t occur to you, you don’t have the preference. If you prefer not to be the smarter one, you also don’t have the preference.)

@darknetangel good

getting into men lately

@darknetangel what's done in the dark will be brought to the light

can some1 pls just tell me the truth will come out again idk if its true I just need to hear it

@sacredmargs "information is hazardous to evil, not good"

@ValDelamere lol'd irl

gobbledygook? well for one you can't call them that anymore and for two you certainly can't eat them

@MaryZoso sex? never heard of it

it is so crazy how people will ask me what i do for a living and when i say i’m a sex coach they either immediately change the subject or act like they didn’t hear me.

@DigitaDemonGirl 0________________0

@moldbugchaser ¬ ̫ ¬

god i overuse ":3" so fucking much but how else am i meant to capture my playful silliness in so few characters?

@unexplainables8 Yes. As the fox in Antichrist said, Chaos Reigns

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@DigitaDemonGirl 🐱

@moldbugchaser 𐔌˙.

@unexplainables8 if you go without sex for a while you regenerate your virginity. usually takes about a year

thinkin bout becoming a born again virgin 🧐

@atlas__cringed @FeralPHunter yeah... like, is she hot?

@FeralPHunter Depends.

women will hit you at an intersection and then ask if youre mad at her

@7384254b @ERR0R_909_ tiptoeing out of the function with a suspiciously tweet-shaped belly

i am full of tweets, and yet i will.not be tweeting. any of them. why?y dont worry about itw