Thomas Offen (not parody?)

It's been.... fun. 🫡

And in the end, Maria *WAS* the next #TheBachelorette

@KristenGBaldwin I don’t see it

@MikaylaYoung18 Listen, I’ve seen him on TV for two seconds, I think I know what I’m talking about.

@moleculeboy he’s my cousin and his momma owns 2 barns doing horse therapy 😅

Who’s going to tell Jenn that Sam is not a — quote-unquote — “cowboy”? He lives in Myrtle Beach building houses, presumably while not on a horse. #TheBachelorette

Lead? More Democrats voted to keep government open than Republicans did. We had to drag your party kicking and screaming across the finish line to fund schools and pay servicemembers. And that was after you wasted the whole week on a joke impeachment hearing as shutdown loomed

100% the best header I’ve ever seen from a Goalkeeper. Provedel scores 94th minute equalizer for Lazio with a thunderous header… Love it!!!!!

@MenInBlazers Arteta ants to win the league with a negative goal differential!

Arsenal fans. How you feeling after that?

@BeschlossDC Truth is back and it is PISSED

While Ramaswamy spoke in Lancaster NH, a sign that said "Truth" fell over on him:

@bcatleagle Now I wish it hadn't.

@bcatleagle I had to reload the page and it worked

Is anyone else still getting the weather delay screen on the gamestream?

FOOTBALL IS THE GREATEST. A GAME OF FOOTBALL THAT WILL LEAVE EVEN THE NEUTRAL REACHING FOR THE CALM APP. ARSENAL FANS. MASSIVE COMEBACK WIN. HOW MUCH THAT GOT YOU BELIEVING THAT...THIS...IS YOUR YEAR?!

YOUR NEXT BACHELOR!!! #TheBachelorette

"The cost of all tickets will still be just $5, plus a convenience fee of $20.95, a processing fee of $1.17, an equity tax of 0.2% of your gross annual income, a translation fee of $4.22, and a hazard abatement surcharge of $0.22." mcsweeneys.net/articles/our-s…

If you rearrange the the letters in “Men Tell All”, it spells out “It’s OK to Take This Week Off, We Get It”. #TheBachelorette

Props to the two randos by the pool who were talking to Charity but didn’t sign the waivers and got their their faces blurcled #TheBachelorette

It’s been an hour and I’m still processing Xavier’s “I was out for five days with my boyzzzzzzzz” defense #TheBachelorette

When Dotun said “I have to admit something”, I thought for a split-second he was going to say “I’m a serial cheater and you might be might be my next victim” but no one would actually say that right? … RIGHT??? #TheBachelorette