❄️Molly Kessler❄️

Password must contain at least one capital letter, one number, two female characters, they must both have names, and they must talk to each other about something other than a man.

How to Use the Bathroom at Someone Else’s House Without Asking if They Have One: ow.ly/z0IH50Po4kF

Cc @Jason_Aldean

him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life me:

this is the funniest fucking video I’ve ever seen

@DEADLINE this take is bad

Saturday Night Live fans, want to know what you are missing? Kieran Culkin and Jennifer Coolidge were set to host the final two episodes of the season before the writers strike forced an end to season 48 of the venerable NBC show deadline.com/2023/05/writer…

@MaintenancePod yarp

Finally got demographic info for our show and it turns out our listeners are mostly lady millennials with impeccable taste

Get this baby on the red carpet, these critiques are all we need!

Finally made a personal website! Give it a peep if you're feelin funky! mollykesslercomedy.com

Management is really breathing down my neck these days

Randy’s 100% Hand Car Wash!

Hey! Here’s a sketch I wrote about the Greatest Movie Ever Made from last night’s Corduroy show at the @PackTheater. 🥔🥔🥔

Yesterday I laughed so hard I cried for the first time in like 3 gd years, and all I gotta say is if you need medication TAKE MEDICATION.

We hate it here ✌️☺️✌️

Sometimes when I cry, my dog licks my face, and I swear to GOD I see a flicker in his eyes realizing I'm delicious salty meat

Pride Rock implies the existence of Lust Rock. Gluttony rock. Sloth rock.

@setherubin Thank GOD

Don't talk to me until I've had my five drinks at once

My toxic trait is thinking I could've gotten this in a day. Two days MAX.