molly🚀

I’ve got a really weird thing about eyes, they’re gross. So bring a glasses wearer, going to the optician when they bring up that photo of your eye is just 🤢 #personalhell

Spare me the big boohoo about the cost of immigration when you're out there on the streets burning down libraries and police stations and flooding the courts and costing the tax payers more money than any immigrant you've ever met.

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

It’s the 1975 day 💙 can’t wait to see my babies again

Nativity is a fab Christmas film, sparkle and shine girlies x

have you ever seen a better metaphor for 21st century Britain

Charli XCX announces engagement to George Daniel of The 1975.

Drinking coffee like my life depends on it today

Far too much adulting for me today. Firstly having to actually work (???), calling the tax office and fighting a parking charge which I already paid. Pls end it

Girl math 💅🏼

I need to put an AirTag on anything I take out the house or moves

The One Where All Our Hearts Are Broken 💔💔 To borrow Janice's saddest line - "Goodbye, Chandler Bing" 😭😭 Matthew Perry, 1969 - 2023

My neighbour has had my parcel for almost a week. I’ve tried to knock on his door a few different times, no answer. I’ve now posted a note through with my number, to drop me a message when he’s in. I’ve heard him go into his flat ages ago and nothing. What do I do now?🫠

One of the most humbling experiences a person can have is sitting in-front of the hairdresser mirror with a towel on your head being able to see each and every flaw.

Me. I’m the weirdo. Takes too much thinking

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

so proud of our girl

A workman once used the toilet, came out and said “I wouldn’t go in there for a while”. I had absolutely no idea what to say