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@OrevaZSN Ah, the chicken leg conspiracy. You should definitely look into that.

There aren't enough chickens in the world to keep every chicken spot, fast food place, and restaurant constantly stocked with wings and drumsticks. There's got to be another source.

@sgtesco @lippyent I did loose a filling. 😁

@lippyent Caution may pull out dental fillings!

SMASH ♥? OR TRASH 💀? HMM 🤔?

@chefsevenn Not on my steak.

Is it OK to put Ketchup on Steak?

@EvaSamxpxic E. Until January 2029 definitely E.

@Matt_Pinner Napkins, lots of napkins. To everyone talking about heartburn and coronaries come now, you know a good messy burger is all the things.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@_tdashadow @Matt_Pinner @FiveGuys Had a Fives Guys bacon cheese burger for the first time. I am now a fan.

@Matt_Pinner Man this got me craving @FiveGuys right now. Smh

@SpanielsSuper @absolutelyamyyy The lighter fluid and the apple scented tobacco. Brings back memories of my grandpa and uncles. 😊

Pipe tobacco I have never smoked but an uncle who told the most amazing stories used to smoke a pipe He was a musician in a brass band that accompanied a circus He used to tell fabulous tales of elephants & lions escaping, trapeze artists doing death defying feats etc, all the time smoking away on his pipe He taught me to clean, fill & light his pipe…. I was about 7🙄😱 But on the very rare occasions I smell pipe tobacco I’m transported back to sitting with uncle Jack & listening to his wonderful stories - although with experience I now suspect they were greatly exaggerated & embellished But at the time they were wonderful #BlissfulMemories

What’s an unusual smell/scent you like? I’m not talking like vanilla or mint, I mean something unusual I love the smell of Germolene antiseptic cream 😍

@absolutelyamyyy Lighter fluid. My grandpa smoked a pipe and he carried a lighter with the Masonic symbol on it. The smell of lighter fluid makes me think of him.

@lady_valor_07 @Yahoo @MSN Does anyone remember Netscape?

Internet veterans, stand up. 💻🔥 If your first email was @yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn, you earned your stripes. You lived through dial-up screeches, AIM away messages, and GeoCities pages that tested your patience. Respect. 👏

@Dad_2_The_Bone I dont agree with anything Mitch McConnell has done and a lot of what's wrong in the country can be laid at his feet, but today I choose grace.

Oh no! What if he’s OK?

@saniyafatma1278 Why is this a question? All the videos of cats all over kitchen counters, even around food. No, not ok no.

@HQNewsNow OMG! Can we please wake up now?

Trump: I see my two beautiful sons sitting there. I think I'm going to give one medal of honor to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome.

@RareImagery The pup didn't read the instructions. 😀

Tasty stuff

@TheTNHoller I agree with his protest. Is this a UCMJ violation to do it while on active duty and in uniform.

Wow — Active duty Air Force Major Jason Watson. Arrested for protesting Trump.

@CalltoActivism Isn't this I know more and I am better than everyone on the planet shtick tiresome? 2028 can't get here fast enough. I welcome the silence.

Trump is now speaking at the opening of the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, bragging that he received more votes than Roosevelt. You can't make this sh*t up.

@RepJackKimble Why wouldn't the Republican primaries be a sea of red?

Even in far left Colorado, the Republican primaries were a sea of red again last night!

@Johnmartin764 Whats stores are taking returns without checking the boxes? I have never returned anything to a Walmart and not have the box opened to verify the contents.

The bricking scam is real.Always check your items before you leave the store!

@TheDemSlayer @JDVance JD Vance is a very smart man and he knows and understands what he is saying. He also believes that the majority of his party is ignorant and easily manipulated.

I am deeply offended by the stupidity of Vice President @JDVance

@Camila95436588 A mower and bushes, ha!

When Jimmy Fallon asked 2 Chainz what he bought for his birthday he didn't hold back: a John Deere zero-turn lawnmower and an Atlanta strip club named Candyland. According to 2 Chainz he's always had people do everything for him but he realized he had never cut his own grass before and felt like he hadn't fully crossed the threshold of manhood Talk about a diverse birthday shopping list

@leftinfragments Ooooooh! I want one

Nah, i need this in my bathroom ASAP 😭