monica ⚾️💙

My mama's capacity for love and generosity constantly humbles and touches me. I want to be just like her when I grow up.

i took a week off work and learned two things: 1. i thrive in a life of leisure. 2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring. Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

Here to remind you again that Juneteenth isn't the celebration of the slaves being freed. It's the celebration of enslaved Texans finding out they were free TWO years after slavery was abolished....so.....UNTIL EVERYONE IS FREE, NO ONE IS FREE.

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

Modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike. America First.

Carter Hart says “no means no” chants are “just noise”. He probably said the same thing when EM was crying and trying to leave the hotel room. Just noise to this entitled piece of shit.

Elon Musk: Trillionaire Jeff Bezos: Billionaire Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

If I haven’t shut up about Kane being a rapist all these years wtf makes you think I’ll shut up about Vegas and hart

YOU DON'TLIKE PRIDE MONTH? JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES

Why are they interviewing Brett howden? It’s well known he can’t recall important details of his life.

Isn’t it hypocritical to take a few Bible verses on sexuality and demand they be legislated over an entire country, while reducing over 2000 verses about wealth, care for the poor, the disabled, the vulnerable, and refugees to a private personal choice?

VERY unpopular opinion: It’s okay to NOT want to be a manager. You can have a fulfilling career and never manage a single person.

Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽

atheism leaving my body with every new Pope tweet