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jößęph⛳️

@monkefiter

Katılım Şubat 2009
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
@LarryMendteShow the honeybun talk is disturbing enough but Swiftie-simping has pushed the homoeroticism off the charts.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
My 3-wood finally came and it was Bojangles night. Obviously something terrible is going to happen tomorrow.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
@fairuhhfaucet I’ve been baking my legs in the sun when we get done with our afternoon walk. The arms take care of themselves and I try to keep my face and neck covered because I’m already a cash cow for the dermatologist.
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Scotty@_ScottsStuff·
I've probably blocked a quite few epals accidentally in my rage blocking advertisers on this shit show.
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//Redacted//@Redacted_2024·
@monkefiter I always kept some on hand when I worked overseas, you get used to it.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
Instant coffee gets a bad rap. I bought some before the snowstorm in case I had any power issues so I decided to use it. It’s nowhere as good as French press or even drip coffee but it’s as good as most shitty K-cups.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
@JohnKiriakou I enjoyed your podcast with Michael Franzese. You should go on again and just swap mob stories. I’m sure you have some knowledge from your intel days and you were an honorary associate when you were in the pokey.
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John Kiriakou
John Kiriakou@JohnKiriakou·
President Trump ran on no more foreign wars and to put the American people first. Now he has unleashed an illegal war of choice against Iran and that is allowing Israel to invade Lebanon. The American people have a decision to make. Will we use our voices and votes to reign in an imperial presidency or will we sit back and do nothing. I highly recommend every one of you watch this video. Thank you @unfiltered__sam for saying what needs to be said.
Unfiltered With S.A.M@unfiltered__sam

🎙️ Watch the full video on YouTube: 🔗youtube.com/watch?v=5-3KwO… Filmed in Cyprus 🇨🇾 - Unfiltered with S.A.M brings raw truth from the region to Western audiences.

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Cat Sajak
Cat Sajak@Schminxer·
My niece got in trouble for saying racist stuff to a kid at school.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
@JohnSmi77929301 Yes., it’s called Jublia. They offered the pill but said I had to get liver labs first so I said fuck that. Nothing wrong with my liver and I wanna keep it that way, I ain’t risking it over yellow toenails.
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Svensk@JohnSmi77929301·
@monkefiter I did that pill last year, worked well except on one toe. Is your stuff prescription?
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
If I ever buy anything else and they ship FedEx I’ll just cancel the order. UPS brought my 5-wood and my shitty toenail medicine for a year now with no issues.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
@JohnSmi77929301 A compound liquid to put on my toenails. I’ve been fighting tinea pedis since my feet got soaked in Chinatown in 2015.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
Got an email saying my @FedEx package is delayed due to “operational reasons” which I guess is corporate-speak for “we suck”.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
Now when I pull up the tracking number it flashes Thursday delivery but then errors out and tells me my tracking number is invalid. What a piece of shit @FedEx is.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
I ate a ton of spaghetti but I have a cold and blew my nose for at least a pound of snot today so I earned it.
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jößęph⛳️@monkefiter·
I bitch about Bezos bringing my shit but FedEx is way fucking worse. They’ve missed the delivery window by four hours now.
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