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@bennyjohnson Absolutely! The cover for a secret gay life ever!

I highly recommend fatherhood 🇺🇸

@AndrewBeaucage Load that truck with your whiny, fellow ditch billies and treasonous scumbags and drive south you pathetic low life.

Keep on rolling, full steam ahead my fellow sovereignist Albertans #AlbertaIndependence

@the_pauls_pizza That will buy a lot of Axe body spray and wife beater T-shirts.

Made 8K at poker tonight. If I'm nice I'll donate $1 of my winnings to one of my haters for therapy sessions

@EricTrump @jrpsaki @MSNOWNews Oh fuck right off you grifting imbecile. You hate your father as much as everyone else in your crime family and are counting the days until he dies, just like everyone else in the country who isn't a brain washed MAGA cultist.

I intend to sue @jrpsaki and @MSNOWNews over the below clip. To be clear: • Contrary to her monolog and blatant lies, I have NEVER been on the board of ALT5 — not now, not ever. Any person with basic access to Google and willing to open a company’s annual report or proxy statements would know this. • I have had zero involvement in any merger discussions involving any public entity I do not run or control. • I have zero business interests in China. No properties, no investments, nothing! I joined this trip for one reason: as a loving son who adores my father and wouldn’t miss being by his side for this incredible moment. During the bilateral talks, @LaraLeaTrump and I went to the Great Wall of China. More to come… x.com/Emolclause/sta…

@bennyjohnson I hear Grindr is popular in Montana.

I’ve never been out here with the family. Any suggestions?

Good Morning from the great American West! We’re in Montana for an event and then we’re off to show our kids the majesty of America’s National Parks 🇺🇸 May God bless you today… starting with this beautiful sunrise.

@bennyjohnson Reduced to using your kids as political props, eh Benny.

@catturd2 MAGA is a cancer unto itself and like Trump's decrepit flesh, it is rotting right in front of our eyes.

Exactly.

@the_pauls_pizza Not sure what is worse, your shitty pizza or your cringy posts.

Who wins

Another Pauls Pizza Hater Battle. From left to right we have. 2x Champ Curry Diddy, Frodo Faggins, Mrs. Doubtfire, Steve

@bennyjohnson Or as Benny would say, Marco looked...

@BertaProudDad Before we begin, we would like to acknowledge BertaProudDag is a drunken, drug addled grifter, pariah and parasite who feeds off whatever host body he can attach itself to in order to gain clout for his cringy content because he's a pathetic, spineless, needy attention whore.

Before we begin, we would like to acknowledge the traditional territory of government grants, backroom meetings, and conveniently timed press conferences. We recognize the chiefs who bravely stand between everyday citizens and anything that might actually lower taxes, create jobs, or improve affordability. We further acknowledge that while the community waits for clean water, housing, and opportunity, somebody somewhere just approved a brand new truck and another conference in Ottawa. Miigwetch to the taxpayers for making it all possible.

@TheChemicalSand @the_pauls_pizza Says the spineless, brainless, obedient Beta lapdog cuck who grovels at the feet of a predatory rapist and corrupt pedophile. 😂😂

@monkey67129 @the_pauls_pizza Maga owns you small dixk fgt

Ribeye 🤤

@BertaProudDad Guilty of creating cringe inducing, weak content that's neither funny nor clever. Not sure who I'm more embarrased for, you or your kids who must be humiliated having such a shameless grifter for a father. But you lie so much, I doubt you even have kids. I pray that's the case.

Before I post anything I would like to do the now mandatory Land Acknowledgment. I acknowledge that this entire X feed exists on traditional First Nations territories. I further acknowledge that by typing these words scrolling liking or even breathing in my own house I am probably guilty of something.

@BertaProudDad Taking your kids to the liquor store and your coke dealer? BTW, don't you claim to be Indiginous so your company, Recovery Rail Services, reaps the tax benefits? You are either incredibly stupid or a real bad con artist. Of course, two things can be true at once.

First Land Acknowledgements… Soon it will be Everything Acknowledgements!

@realTanyaTay The day Jack dresses up in a leather bikini and you bugger him with a spicy chicken wing?

Finally! It’s that day of the week

@realTanyaTay If you fake Christian MAGA scumbags had your way, this is exactly what you would do to trans school children.

It’s so horrific, and schools never teach about these things!

@BertaProudDad Is this you cosplaying as a man you simpering fucking cowardly homophobic cockroach?

Janis Irwin cosplaying as a Christian! Here are the facts! In the legislature before question period they say a prayer! Everyone bows their heads during prayer! Even the ones who don’t believe do it out of respect! You know who doesn’t do it??? That’s right Janis Irwin! She also wants your kids to be exposed to adult materials in schools!

@LucasSa56947288 Is she the Ambassador to a duck pond?

Here’s Kimberly Guilifoyle's official ambassador portrait! What’s up with her lips?

Anybody from anywhere in Canada that wants to come here and call me a ditchbilly to my face, I will buy you the ticket.

@EricRStPierre That wasn’t you point at all, as evidenced by your other post suggesting separatists take Alberta by force.

@monkey67129 My point is this: let Albertans decide. If it fails, it fails.

Self-determination is a human right, not a racial privilege granted to some and denied to others based on ancestry. Telling millions of Albertans born and raised here that they have no claim to their own future is nothing but bigotry with a new coat of paint.