Mike Perry

@ukhomeoffice Yeh, sure they will!

Those caught working illegally in the UK will be arrested, detained and removed.

@cjfaison CJ, please go to the honeycutt house again with sonny and give us an update on that gun that was found last time. That house was more insaine than the farm.

Someone tried to burn down the Honeycutt Farm... Full video drops tonight.

@TfL can you stamp out these idiots bus drivers who are tilting their mirrors at stupid angles!!! Im sick of getting in a bus and having to put them back. Its a tiktok "craze" and supposed to make the driver look "cool". Sort it out!!!

@Nigel_Farage that weezle Corbyn is getting more members. Please do not let them get in at the next election. #ReformUK

@Keir_Starmer What is wrong with you. How can labour be that shit at trying to fool people. It's literally the same house.

Nicola is a single mother to three children. She works hard to provide for her family, and it is important to me that we help people like her with the cost of living. We are supporting millions more families with £150 off their energy bills and creating jobs for working people.

@realDonaldTrump You don't even have complete control of your bladder. Stop kidding yourself.

@TfL Why is the driver scream at his own reflection?

What was your most memorable conversation on public transport? 🤝💬

Thank you @Ldn_Ambulance for attending my grandads service. He was honoured to work for you for 45 years.

@Keir_Starmer hang your head in shame. You serve us and remember that. So when questions are put to you, you answer them. You politicians are liars why bother turning up to pmq if you refuse to answer anything. Do your dam job provide for the public.

@andrewlawrence Jimmy Carr literally told a joke about fucking a kid in the face and he's still hilarious. This will blow over, Andrew.

Given that I haven't taken a gig from either of these gutless wonders for the best part of a decade, I'm quite sure they know what they can do with their ban.

@andrewlawrence Oh no no no

Let's be honest, a lot of scousers threw themselves in front of that car because it was the only way to cling on to their disability benefits.

@XrpBart @JeremyClarkson Mash traps. "Everybody knows, badgers love mash potatoes!!"

@JeremyClarkson What’s best way to get rid of them? @JeremyClarkson

Springwatch. Badgers are a nightmare.

@XrpBart @JeremyClarkson

@JeremyClarkson Badgers are cute to look at, but vicious little fuckers. They all need putting to sleep.

@JeremyClarkson Did hamster even give you mates rates?

Series 4 of Clarkson’s Farm. Who do we like most? Endgame? Or Richard Ham?

@Clicktators @DVATW What are you trying to get at? Fake? Hoax? The lizzards did it?

@DVATW It was in Liverpool, is where the truth stops.

There is almost nothing about the Liverpool "incident" narrative that I believe.

@Lizzy477261281 @andrewlawrence Get over yourself. Be pissed with the services that didn't stop the vehicle. Not only that one but the other cars in the videos trying to get through. If you pathetic enough to get hurt by words, you're on the wrong platform. Piss off

Everything being written about the Liverpool incident in the MSM reads as if it's being directed by the government and the security services. There is no free press in this country.

@daz_black Is this the real daz or are you AI?.......

Does anyone else think that AI is actually going to ruin everything or is it just me? I really love human creativity so much.

@andrewlawrence Ouch that's gonna sting. Lovely bit of comedy. Don't worry about the comments. Jimmy Carr has said worse stuff and look him now. And to all the flakes out there, he's a comedian, he says stuff to get reactions. It's not real!!! Obviously the liverpudlians are rightly pissed!

To be fair, if I was in Liverpool, I'd drive through crowds of people to get the fuck out of there as well.

@LBC My grandad serviced LAS for 45 years. Also working for London air ambulance at one stage. Anyway for getting acknowledged for his recent passing? danieldrury.muchloved.com