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I got suspended #newprofilepic

@tweetingpastry That guy from superbad after ozempic

@tweetingpastry Please dont tell you've spent money on it

I forget sex is like an actual thing real people have to me it's a vague gross concept for jokes. like boogers and farts.

You laugh but have you seen how poorly the average person is at using excel. Atleast excel and access proficiency can signal an ability to pick up whatever database software the company uses easily

smol

My mom just saw my phone full of handsome, jacked, half naked men. How do I explain to her what Nietzschean vitalism is so she doesn’t think I’m gay?

I’m a marine biologist and this is my latest discovery

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

I need him to be real. I’ve been burned too many times

So aryan, so beauty, so horny

@n00rdung Fuck, you win

@monkeybreh I'm a pervert in an aristocratic way

Im a nudist in an aristocratic way, not a perverted way

"I should move to Scandinavia"

What about it