Autistic Steve Cohen

My dad can't help himself

With the NWS issuing a Severe Thunderstorm Watch for New York City, it’s possible a Warning may also be issued. Know the difference between a Watch and a Warning:

@miahcombatShop Has AI gone too far? No, but AI is getting pretty boring.

As far as 3rd party candidates go she can't be worse than a brain worm.

If you google "was the hawk tuah girl fired" you'll get listings that say she was, and listings that say she wasn't, and listings that say she's running for president with reasons you should vote for her

Does Elon read every tweet with the word "Elon" in it?

@BridgeMahone216 👏

My thirst traps are thumpers for boners

@Fred_J_Walsh @dan_wickes I though Dam's comedy career had finally crashed

@monkeyinheaven @dan_wickes At first it seemed like the joke was rolling along fine and then the wheels came off

I am tired of this kind of story. The plane is not

@lolumOKUR Don't forget Santorum

our presidential options are Diarrhea or Constipation

@lolumOKUR Those pants be like: 🎶ain't we got fun🎶

wearing my fun pants

@lolumOKUR Autism? Yours or theirs?

why do i have to text my friends things like “please dont hang out with that felon guy tomorrow”

@BrianWilsonLive 💗

My heart is broken.  Melinda,  my beloved wife of 28 years, passed away this morning.  Our five children and I are just in tears.  We are lost.  Melinda was more than my wife.  She was my savior.   She gave me the emotional security I needed to have a career.

They begging you to come fart on them.

@LoupGarou_31 The cheese? You want me to fart?

NYC > EVERYWHERE ELSE > NJ

@BridgeMahone216 Unfollowed

Frozen pizza is no good. I am no longer wasting money on it

Being a boy is wanting to send someone a picture of what you did to a toilet, being a man is knowing who that someone is 💘

I just hope he isn't a method actor. 😬

@drunkgrindr @GianmarcoSoresi

What’s more believable, Sara Ramirez was dropped for supporting Palestine or the And Just Like That writers suddenly developed taste

10. Stay involved in their lives: That way when you're old they'll stay involved in your life by paying for your retirement home! Remember, being an uncle is a special role that comes with great responsibility and opportunity to make a positive impact in a child's life. Enjoy!

8. Share your knowledge and experiences: Someone needs to teach them how to fart on command! 9. Celebrate their achievements: Make sure to let them know when they have a really great fart!

OK! OK! That was just a joke! I really am a great uncle! Here are some actual tips for being a great uncle for any dudes that have siblings who are doing it without protection.