Monkey Island

Been a bit quiet on the old socials these past months but here I am with an album to promote goddamit!! My first solo outing (well, mostly - Graham Simpson co-wrote 2 tracks with me) I'm very proud of it and shall be touting it about the place in a very unashamed way for a while

@jasemonkey @Angelsfeartogo You need to watermark your vids

@Angelsfeartogo She nicked the video off me!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HarryMiddleton9 Sadly Harry, I don't think they will

Israel are now a pariah state….. soon as a new administration comes into power in the USA they will stop the billions in aid and weapons ….

@jneill @Sir_Pasquino @MrAQUAMAN33 @astro_reid @Astro_Christina And they move in relation to the Earth and Moon. Not that I disagree about the exposure explanation, this just isn't it

@Sir_Pasquino @MrAQUAMAN33 @astro_reid @Astro_Christina I do think at least some of that is actually dust on the viewing window. This speck is in front of the moon.

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

@CrowtherSi @McFaul One can hope...

@McFaul Trump after the middle terms ?

Putin keeps losing his allies around world— Assad in Syria, Maduro in Venezuela, Khamenei in Iran, and now Orban in Hungary. What Putin friend is next to fall?

@euphemey Jesus is absolutely NOT coming soon. But disappointment IS coming if you believe this. Also, all the main tenets of your religions, particularly heaven vs hell, are constructs designed to reinforce existing power structures, nothing more.

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

@jasemonkey Douglas

Where am I?

@OfficialBWFC The only answer is David Lee

The best player to ever play for Wanderers but NOT play internationally is _______. #bwfc

@lewis_goodall @combrayfinches Cameron - successful?? Oh man that is f*cking hilarious. Aside from that comedy moment how are you suggesting MPs serve their constituencies then? Votes are so whipped already that local concerns are all too frequently discarded - are you suggesting that should happen even more?

@combrayfinches Well they all became successful prime ministers so I’d say all in all not bad.

Spot on. We’ve come to fetishise “local representatives” far too much, a symptom of our politics becoming smaller and more parochial. What we need is quality national politicians. If they have to be “parachuted” in, and they spend more time in SW1 than the constituency, so be it.

@SimplyUtd Only united fans think this 😂

🚨 🎥 This Manchester United vs Bayern Munchen final will forever be the greatest Final in football history 🔴

Trans stuff aside, the fact that people in 'Murica can casually talk about 5748 MASS shootings in schools since 2012 with this level of acceptance is f*cking insane!! Nowhere else has this problem. Man, that country is broken and they have the audacity to interfere everwhere else

@davidsmosspiggy @anon_opin That's exactly what he suggested in the post 😉

@anon_opin You set your sights too low. I want a simulation where I can fly and things are always fabulous.

If the AI robots want to use my body as a battery and plug my consciousness into a simulation of the late 90s they absolutely 100% have my permission

@NoToMisogyny @Suzybear6 @MothinAli That's a bit harsh on Leeds (and that's coming from a Lancastrian)....and what does his height have to do with anything? Ad hominem attacks are generally the refuge of the scared and clueless. Stick to the issues if you want to take seriously

@Suzybear6 @MothinAli I can see his twisted motives. Turn the UK into the third world shithole he came from. But the white morons who campaign with him and vote for him?? Them I can’t understand

Is anyone genuinely thick enough to believe this pint-sized prick @MothinAli believes in trans ideology, legalisation of all drugs and women having equal rights? Lolll.

@Wacobu81 @historyinmemes Why not?

@historyinmemes You say dependence on cars like it's a bad thing. I don't want to live in a walkable neighborhood that people can ride a bus to get to.

Downtown Houston in the 1970s—when it was largely a sea of parking lots, with hardly a tree in sight. Houston is the only major U.S. city without traditional single-use zoning. Retail, offices, and residential spaces can exist side by side, letting market forces shape neighborhoods instead of strict zoning laws. This approach fosters flexible, organic development, though it has also contributed to the city’s sprawl and reliance on cars.

@YourAnonNews Couldn't.... (makes no sense otherwise)

The Clintons are coming out to testify, and Bill is 100% going to fall on his sword and throw Trump under the bus about Epstein. Bill Clinton is on his last legs, so he could give a fuck.

@jasemonkey Maybe it's sold out 😂

Looks like Vue in Croydon is another cinema they didn't actually send the Melania film to! Seats are no longer listed on their website.

@HarryMiddleton9 That'll do!

Sun set koh Rong

@TeddyOist @anon_opin Wine with curry is top drawer dining!

@anon_opin I also wonder how many people polish wine glasses before eating a curry, particularly that late. Come to think of it, who has wine with a curry?

Paul and Mrs Weller must have had an unusually continental lifestyle for England in 1977 if it was midnight and he was only then bringing the food home. What time would they finish eating, 2am? Also, who brings a takeaway curry home on the tube? Pick one up after you get off.

@rustyrockets No, we are a secular country. How about separation of all 'churches' and state instead

I believe in freedom, and religious freedom is a subset of freedom. I would love our country to have explicitly and devoutly Christian mayors - is that okay?

@VJweb3 @PicturesFoIder You: what are you even talking about? Also you: wooow Aptos became the first move based privacy L1 way back in October 2023 6 hours

Ventriloquist Nina Conti does a human ventriloquism bit with two sisters from the audience.

Happy new year moshers x Here's some previews/links: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/mo…

It's available across various formats and I'll drip feed them in the coming weeks; but initially here's 3 of the biggies. I'll probably do what everyone does and make a stand and withdraw it from Spotify soon, but for now let's pretend they're not rapacious, amoral arse-wipes.

Been a bit quiet on the old socials these past months but here I am with an album to promote goddamit!! My first solo outing (well, mostly - Graham Simpson co-wrote 2 tracks with me) I'm very proud of it and shall be touting it about the place in a very unashamed way for a while