Mike Holdsworth

@louistheroux @SpotifyUK @CraigDavid Can’t argue with Solid Gold Hits ‘73 can you? discogs.com/release/468118… wakka doo wakka day

The burning question of the day: is “Puppy Love” by Donny Osmond a Big Tune? Thoughts please. spoti.fi/3Jb218Z

Enterprise progress is most commonly blocked by a password and a process

@FryRsquared - I just rotated my wobbly table. It worked! Tx 🤗

@Exampled_GoD @BungieHelp Rarely do large scale game companies use modern software engineering techniques. By not practicing Continuous Integration and test automation, problems move into production. If this theme piques your interest, check out youtube.com/watch?v=E-jGEt…

@BungieHelp How did you fuck your game up that bad??? HOW??

Investigations and tests for today's issues are ongoing.  Destiny 2 will remain offline into the evening. We will be able to share more concrete timeline updates for bringing Destiny 2 back online as that information becomes available.

@cypherfox @MichaelPesin @alexxubyte I’ve often thought a PowerPoint compiler was the missing piece of the architectural puzzle 😉

@MichaelPesin @alexxubyte Actually it was the other way around: draw little pictures to get the working code. I like the new way a lot better.

Would it be nice if the code we wrote automatically turned into architecture diagrams? I recently discovered a Github repo that does exactly this: Diagram as Code for prototyping cloud system architectures.

@ErinWilliams5 @SuccubiScarlett @MatthewHootonNZ @1NewsNZ @NewshubNZ The lottery was terrible. My ticket purchase created an MIQ slot I’d never get Whole thing should have been run by AirNZ who understand processes.

@williamson_nz It was a lottery no doubt. A simple persistent queue/ticket system would have been a significantly better implementation

a DJ (3 times) & many others were allowed to shut out New Zealand citizens many of who were stuck in shocking circumstances or had dying relatives. The PM said “it wasn’t a lottery”. Today the judge said it was. This fiasco of human misery will always be a blight on our history

Congratulations to @GroundedKiwis for both fighting and winning their High Court case against the MIQ system imposed by the Government. Justice Jillian Mallon found that a combination of the virtual lobby and narrow emergency criteria meant New Zealanders rights ….

@medickinson @sam68mata In the documentary movie on the life of Valarie Taylor, she discusses her role as a consultant for Jaws. It’s a good watch - the doco

@sam68mata I couldn’t not hum it - that movie has a lot to answer for 😂

Was about to jump in the ocean for a swim, but realised it was already pretty crowded with a couple of beautiful bronzies 🦈 ❤️

You know you’re #banking with #HSBC when you’re couriered a 3 page user manual to register and login to their website. #userexperience #fail

Would the president kindly Preside and not Prescribe?

@Blackjack675g @BungieHelp All day for me...

@BungieHelp What about your servers all-around I logged in for 6mins and got contacting to destiny 2 server 3 times

Issues causing some Destiny 1 and Destiny 2 players on PlayStation 3 and PlayStation 4 to experience connectivity issues have subsided.

One white noise track and I’m doomed to a future of crystal waving music. The future would be very remedial if all AI were as smart as the @Spotify Discovery algorithm.

This is amongst the most illogical thing I’ve ever seen. In order to prevent the spread of a virus you cram thousands of people into a confined space for 7 hours?

@kennybastani Gesundheit

@medickinson Does a sheepskin rug count as a carpet ? #culturalexchange

Today I bought a flight to Mongolia and I had to declare if I wanted to bring a carpet. I didn’t but now that I know it’s an option maybe I do 🤷🏻‍♀️

@xkcdComic Wanda yah reckon @ProfBrianCox and @robinince ?

Further Research is Needed xkcd.com/2268/ m.xkcd.com/2268/

@kennybastani We needs a PowerPoint compiler so that we can get that ivory tower architecture to market quicker. Much higher organisational value

@susie_dent Another wrinkle in my brain 💕

For any students and teachers who feel like the curriculum is a mad dash to the finish, for the Romans the word meant a fast and furious chariot race, as well as the course along which it ran. It moved into English to mean a different kind of course, of studies and education.

@jimwebber There has to room for social media reimagined brighter than existing platforms

A platform like twitter, but where you're allowed to post to a thread if there is transitive trust (e.g. depth 2) between you and OP. Yes, you won't be able to vent at blue-ticks, but they have you muted anyway. And it'll be nice not to have random melts showing up in your TL.

It’s health and safety gone sad instagram.com/p/B3IwTBYARoB/…