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@Sentinels @BlueOtterGG I have wondered for so long why we haven’t had a GC roster and I am glad to see it finally happening!!

SENTINELS GAME CHANGERS Announcing SEN OTTERS 🦦 @BlueOtterGG

The ONLY bad part about sleeping in the same bed as someone is when you can’t sleep but they’re asleep and you can’t just put on a movie. Now I gotta quietly go out to the lounge, bring the dog because he will eventually wake him up if I leave him in bed, and hope I am quiet 😂

I hate being wired when I should be sleeeeping

Saw The Drama tonight. It was kinda weird but interesting and I liked it. I think it could be more powerful to US audiences maybe? Also Zendaya is a hottie

Is it written in every teacher contract that you get sick as soon as school holidays start?

I have seen a bunch of GoT and HoD clips this week on my feed and I just feel really emotional about the dragons??? I love them. I want a dragon. I want to tell them it’s okay 😭

Laughing at all the people in Australia who said Trump getting elected wouldn’t affect us

Channel 9 News asking how the teacher strike will affect families. How about how it will affect all the teachers who are forgoing a day’s pay to get the same pay as teachers in the rest of the country? And all the while consistently delivering the best results in the country.

So my semi-estranged father had a heart attack. He survived, but still feels weird. All my emotions about him have suddenly resurfaced and I’m so angry at him. It feels wrong to feel so angry at someone who’s had heart surgery and is in the ICU, but here we are I guess

@ejmarchini Collingwood are without a doubt the universally most hated team. They have a history of racism as well as massive rivalries with Carlton, Essendon and Richmond who are all OG, historical teams with large fan bases

afl fans whats the public perception of the geelong cats ive been told collingwood = the most hated but also the same about geelong

This song from Joji’s new album takes me back and hits me in the feels my god

@ejmarchini No Geelong are fine, hate Collingwood!! They are probs the most universally hated team in the AFL (although I might be biased as a Carlton supporter)

Getting a lot of questions about my love of AFL as an American — I became a fan last year! I love it so much and I’m a fan of the Western Bulldogs Catching up on Saints v Collingwood rn - I don’t have a team I HATE but I’ve been told to hate Geelong? Also Brisbane scares me

@ejmarchini Okay I had no idea you were into AFL?! You’re hot AF, an inspo for women in esports, celebrate body positivity AND you like the sport of my country? Maybe I don’t love my boyfriend THAT much…

thank god I have insomnia so I can watch my AFL live! Go dogs babyyy

I remember listening to @electrolemon from Bros Watch PLL Too and Gilmore Guys and I just listened to @milesbon on Perfect Person AND @dearhankandjohn back to back where he was mentioned and it threw me back in time

How come my iPhone weather app says 0% chance of precipitation in my very specific area, however, I CAN FEEL RAIN. Fix your shit Apple

we desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

@HelloFreshAU we just cooked the prawn wontons and garlic noodle stir fry and the calories on the meal card vs the app are different… which one is right?

The calories you and your partner eat when your mother in law passes away don’t count… right?