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@ikeagateshead i am pretty sure your dairy Ice cream is off.

@NOWHelpTeam you want me to pay a subscription and then pay again for no adverts. What an absolute crock. No chance. Subscription cancelled.

@mookfilms If you'd prefer to watch on-demand shows, movies and sport without ads, you can choose to upgrade to NOW Boost for just £6 a month. See more on boost here: help.nowtv.com/article/what-i… ^AH 2/2

@NOW why are there adverts on packages I pay a subscription for?

@RoostersBrewCo what in the world have you done to baby faced? I used to bloody love it. Now you’ve made it taste like the inside of a nappy. I’ve thrown it away and under my breath said “good riddance”. What a load of crap.

@sainsburys It was the large Heaton store. And no I can’t send over a picture of the bar codes. They got thrown in the bin by my wife this morning. I also can’t send you a photo of the bar codes of numerous other veg and fruit we have bought from you that’s gone in the bin.

@mookfilms Hi. I'm sorry about the peppers and grapes, we'll look into this. Could you advise if this was from an instore purchase or online order? If instore can you confirm which store and send over a DM with a picture of the barcodes? Thanks, Briony. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys buy peppers and grapes on a Tuesday from you and throw them in the bin today as they have gone all furry. Absolutely no point in buying fresh from you. Why would you even do this.

@ZackSnyder just wondering, are you planning to finish editing army of the dead at any point soon? If not please #releasethewhedoncut thanks, good day.

@MarvelStudios @DCComics never mind your Snyder cuts. We all demand you reshoot all of your past movies removing disappointing night time action scenes and replacing with broad daylight action. #releasethedaytimecut

@Moviemoney I just watched jujitsu. Dickhead.

@mrdanwalker I loved masters of the universe. I still say "safe journey" to people when they leave just like man at arms at the end. Still saying it 38 years later

Stans daily dose of @michaelkiwanuka still going strong. Stan likes his new stuff the best. #tinydesk

@RichardAyoade watching you in big fat quiz. Where did you get the animal print shirt from please?

Was bored, made this. @themandalorian

@getFANDOM @ZackSnyder josh Wheedon be like.

Zack Snyder releases a shiny new look at Steppenwolf from his cut of #JusticeLeague (via @ZackSnyder | Vero)

@realDonaldTrump You should have spell checked porridge.

Wow! Michigan just refused to certify the election results! Having courage is a beautiful thing. The USA stands proud!

@BrewDogJames No you haven't.

@realDonaldTrump You ok hun? Pm me.

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!

Well done @BorisJohnson you really have excelled yourself this week

Many of you may be wondering how sick @POTUS is. I can categorically say he is really sick.

@kanyewest Sounds like you made a choice, buffoon.