Mike Hunt
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Ok listen to me VERY carefully
1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"
2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out
3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life
4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you
5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you
6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to
7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.
8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents
9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.
10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work
11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.
12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.
13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"
14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.
15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back
FIN
cryptoleon@cryptoleon
broke up with my girlfriend yesterday any advice?
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@DestinyTheGame Thank LGBTQ, woke, far left bull shit. It's the only fucking reason this game is shutting down. Because they brought this shit ^^^^ into the game. If you leave all that shit out, get rid of all the fucking far left psychos who were working there. This would NEVER have happened.
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Read the full blog at bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026
For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.
As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.
Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.
We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.
We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.
From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

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@JonnyRoot_ Lol, I knew the word ‘Christ’ would be somewhere in this dudes profile
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@Phuxlea @HQNewsNow Maga just thinking about sperm all day like the fucking cucks they are
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Angel Reese made WNBA history in her Atlanta Dream debut, becoming the fastest player to reach 50 career double-doubles in just 65 games! Even under pressure, Angel continues to show the world the power, confidence, and resilience of Black women athletes!
📷: @atlantadream

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@Rory_Talks_Ball @cityowen1 But your are posting these from an Arsenal perspective, ruining your own argument straight away
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@cityowen1 Gabriel is literally heading the ball, and isn’t holding Martinez at all
Let’s not be stupid just because it’s Arsenal
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I can’t get over how the Atlanta Braves rearranged their pitching order for a regular season series in May. JR Ritchie was scheduled to start and they swapped him with Bryce Elder. JR isn’t ready for the Dodgers lmao?
Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy@CrosbyBaseball
#Braves starters this weekend in Los Angeles versus the Dodgers: Fri: Chris Sale Sat: Spencer Strider Sun: Bryce Elder (regular rest) No word on if Grant Holmes will be held for a start Tues, to piggyback Strider on Sat, or if he'll be available out of the pen today/vs LAD.
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