David

@Ryanair You’re too early for April fools

Update...

@JohnnyMcClure17 @C_E_Anderson326 @SusieM414141 It’s very unlikely that 1 person would make a difference but if you allow one person to move you have to allow everyone else. Also 160lbs from front to back would have a larger impact than you would expect because the moment around the pivot is greater (force x distance)

@moon_magic8 @C_E_Anderson326 @SusieM414141 And if a person weighing 160lb moves from the back to the front, the pilot, airline and emergency crews need to be notified ?

This woman is on a Southwest Airlines flight that was obviously not full, so she decided to switch seats. Now they are telling her she has to go back to her assigned seat or get off the flight. If a flight is not full, should people be allowed to switch seats? It used to not be a problem, but maybe when there is an unfortunate crash it becomes harder to identify people.

@defense_civil25 The people replying to this who think it’s real are beyond stupid!! He’s wearing a child’s toy and Jibbitz across his chest. There’s a comedy sticker of the ayatollah on the wall and he’s making random noises.

🚨Update: The General Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces - “You hit our civilian residential areas! Iran will now begin bombing the residences of U.S. and Israeli officials and politicians in the region!"

@JohnnyMcClure17 @C_E_Anderson326 @SusieM414141 Weight and balance is a genuine issue, particularly when at take off and landing. Pilots are provided with the centre of gravity based on the aircraft weight and the position of passengers, baggage and cargo. The aircraft’s trim is set based on those figures.

@C_E_Anderson326 @SusieM414141 It’s a wonder they stay in the air, with all those people going to the bathroom.

@FBAwayDays It’s a nice story but it shouldn’t be thought of as a ‘gesture’. Those fans are simply getting what they paid for.

Coventry City owner Doug King has confirmed in a recent BBC interview that the club will fully honor the special Premier League package purchased by fans back in 2023. That package locked in frozen ticket prices for five years and included a key promise: if the Sky Blues achieved promotion to the Premier League within those five seasons, buyers would receive a free season ticket for the club's first year in the top flight. With Coventry now on the brink of promotion, the club has officially confirmed that eligible fans from the 2023 package will indeed get their free Premier League season tickets next season. With the price of away tickets capped at £30, that means they’ll technically be able to see every single game next season, home and away, for just £570. 😍 What a brilliant gesture to reward the 5,000 loyal supporters who backed the club early! 👏

@47MAGA2024 It wasn’t a “jumbo jet”, it was a much smaller CRJ. Also, there are so many lights on and around an airfield at night, it can often be difficult to gain situational awareness.

@sfergs_ Let’s talk about the 2 fireman in the front seat can’t see a jumbo jet flying at them whilst attempting to cross an active runway… who cares if it was dark out. That’s literally their only job. To NOT wreck into a plane landing 🛬

That ATC controller doesn’t deserve to get charged. Its really not their fault the tragedy occurred.

@askboutfortune @Birch71meister @thekidvader @elmo8834 @NoContextHumans No you don’t. -800 + 1000 =200 200 - 1100 =-900 -900 +1300 =400

@Birch71meister @thekidvader @elmo8834 @NoContextHumans Treat everything as one progressive transaction, you get a different answer

@NoContextHumans $400 - they made $200 profit on each transaction

@AviatorUni70458 @UnitedUpdates @MENnewsdesk Liverpool still have to play Chelsea and Villa, they can’t all get maximum points from their remaining games

@UnitedUpdates @MENnewsdesk How were the 10 points calculated. United are 7 or 8 points ahead Chelsea, in 6th. 10 points aren't enough, unless Chelsea and Liverpool play so poorly, in which case Brentford, Everton come into the picture. Unless the 10 points are against Chelsea and Liverpool inclusive

🚨 Manchester United only 10 points from their remaining 7 games (21 available) to secure Champions League football next season. [@MENnewsdesk] #mufc

@sir_alex_minion @SimplyUtd Liverpool still have to play Chelsea and Villa so it’s not possible for the 3 chasing teams to get maximum points from their 7 games.

@SimplyUtd Should be 15 points in 7 to guarantee 4th and 14 points to guarantee 5th disregarding goal difference

🚨 Manchester United need at least 10 points from their remaining 7 games (21 available) to secure Champions League football next season. There is strong confidence inside the club that they will get the job done and return to Europe’s elite competition. [MEN]

@JayArsBBQ @ScottMolyneux93 @OptaJoe @bet365 The t&cs state that the final decision is confirmed by OPTA. If you’re not happy to accept those terms then don’t bet on that market

@ScottMolyneux93 @OptaJoe @bet365 Problem is you can't prove intent so by the nature of the game it has to be a sot as it goes in without keeper.

This is not a shot on target from Szoboszlai according to @OptaJoe and @bet365 He's had a direct kick towards the goal that required the keeper to intervene otherwise it would have resulted in a goal.

@DanAV___ The point is that the penalty Bournemouth were given was no different to this challenge. Where is the consistency?

look how easily he goes down he’s fully just looking for contact there

this is what they’re complaining over ???? 😭😭😭😭😭

@danny44411 @JeremyClarkson How is his business far right?

@JeremyClarkson Boycott this far right wing racist business.

A big thank you from us and all the local farmers to West Oxfordshire District Council for letting us have a proper car park at The Farmer’s Dog. Let’s hope this marks the start of a new and more cordial relationship. #backbritishfarming

@BeboAfcCA @UTDKara Is this you?

@UTDKara Amad foul wasn't a penalty. He went down easily and the Ref was right in front to know it wasn't. You guys should just move on now.

No one is saying Harry Maguire’s foul wasn’t a penalty and a red card. We’re frustrated because the referee didn’t give Amad Diallo a penalty for the exact same push in the box.

@bravo_joshuaaa @Platypuss_10

@Platypuss_10 Surely this ain’t safe

Straight out of a movie — Captain here, a Virgin Atlantic A340 holding pace on our right… things just got interesting at 35,000 ft!✈️

@ArminB99185 @ImShahinyan Kxf5

@ImShahinyan Why not queen to d8? Mate in one.

White mates in 2 Can you solve this in 5 minutes? 🤔

@SimplyUtd Do you know what line of sight means?

@Heccles94 Why does it matter where they departed from?

This is what the bombers leaving from RAF Fairford are doing.

@LukeLukesenior @72Munster @FlightEmergency @AirNavRadar The vast majority of those 3500 movements will be departures between 0600-0700

@72Munster @FlightEmergency @AirNavRadar Is that right now, during winter months though? During the summer they pretty much ignore the restrictions on them. Approx 3500 movements between 2300 & 0700 year on year.

I’m sorry but if this lady has lived at her address since 1931 (when the airport opened) then DO NOT BUY A HOUSE NEAR AN AIRPORT!! Boils my blood this stuff @AirNavRadar

@PolitlcsUK You can say that again

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer jokes "I'm nearly finished" as a child repeatedly screams over his speech in Belfast