William M. McIntosh

My first solo print chapbook, “A Brief Study in Oneirology”, is now available from the great Bottlecap Press. Featuring two previously published pieces and six new prose poems and stories. Links for purchase available in the comments.

@OleTimeHardball Willie mays

MLB All-Time Draft Every player is available for the entirety of his career. Babe Ruth goes off the board at pick #1 Who do you select at #2?

@NickAdamsinUSA Jesus Christ

Reminder that President Trump was a star athlete before pursuing a career in real estate. Had President Trump decided to focus on athletics, there is no doubt we would have watched him walk across the NFL Draft stage on a night like tonight. America is lucky he picked us.

@Jandystl Dude was a fierce team player and his defensive highlights were like an espn top ten every day.

When I was 10, I don’t think I hated anyone. This was my first form of hate. Could not hate this guy anymore. So glad he’s out of baseball. BUM.

@S_U_Network Ryan gets the edge because of total career and the ability to fight younger men at the drop of a hat.

True or False: You rank Clayton Kershaw higher than Nolan Ryan among the greatest players in MLB history.

@VinnysCorner1 Kevin Mitchell

Without saying Pete Rose, Barry Larkin, Johnny Bench, Joey Votto, Elly De La Cruz, or Frank Robinson, name a Red….

@AJKirsch My only mild thought is maybe ditch the bat slam as it could’ve caught a bad bounce. Other than that let kids celebrate, it’s what their idols do.

This tweet is embarrassing. 1) The kid hit a bomb. Last I checked, that's called "playing the game the right way." 2) He's pumped. As he should be. He's having fun, as he and ALL the kids should be. Let them have that while they still can. 3) Dude, who hurt you? Lighten up.

@mrcanute1 @CryptoMikli We’re cooked because of reading comprehension if anything.

@CryptoMikli way she just casually mentioned 84 hours like it’s a normal work week… we are cooked as a society 😭

Caleb Hammer’s audit guest reveals 911 dispatchers make $4,200 a month “I’m a 911 dispatcher. I make $28 an hour, and we’re not even considered first responders. I work at least 84 hours every two weeks. Every two weeks I get about $2,100, so that’s $4,200 a month”

@ksorbs Because they don’t propose bills that Americans actually want.

The right controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency How is it that we can’t pass a single bill that Americans actually want.

@BengalsNation8 Bye Felicia

This dude can’t help but talk trash on Cincy every chance he gets. Zero love lost from him and certainly from Bengals fans. He’s just another dude now.

@DanClarkSports Nobody would argue against themselves in that scenario. Not his job to make calls.

This is a freaking disgrace and needs to be called out! After reading Rule 5.09(a)(1), I do not believe TJ Friedl caught this ball. If a player drops the ball upon falling, it is not a catch. What's worse, he would have known he dropped it, yet chose not to make that clear...

@ick_real Inez

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

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@MAGAMAHACindy You stand by Obama?

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

@Uebok_Rebuke @madcap412 You waited through five minutes of a movie before making a judgement? Why wait so long?

I saw housemaid. Great movie. Fantastic plot twists and really great fucking acting. I was going to see drama. I got my ticket. Went to the theater. First 5 minutes played and I walked out. Boring. Uninteresting actress who just isn't entertaining on screen. She's bland and boring. Not that patterson was bad. He's fantastic in everything but Zendaya just ruined media.

Left: - Zendaya-led movie - Budget: $28 million - Struggling to break even Right: - Sidney Sweeney-led movie - Budget: $35 million - Shatters box office projections with $398 million BO total I think Hollywood just got first-hand evidence of what people ACTUALLY want to see

@kingmiller685 @BoLoudon Prove it dipshit.

@BoLoudon No way obama and Clinton have stolen trillions Why can't anyone admit that and even worse they are free. Bush is a rip off they all suck. Trump is all we have ever had worth anything

Here's the total amount of taxpayer $ the past 10 Presidents took as salary: Trump: $0.00 Biden: $1.6 Million Obama: $3.2 Million W Bush: $3.2 Million Clinton: $1.6 million HW Bush: $800K Reagan: $1.6 Million Carter: $800K Ford: $500K Nixon: $1.1 Million

@BoLoudon Easy to pass up a measly salary for optics when you’ve profited so immensely and grotesquely from the position.

@BoLoudon Nobody gives a shit. He’s profited immensely from his position.

President Trump has been President of the United States for over 6 years so far and has been paid a grand total of $0.00... The fact every American doesn't know this shows how corrupt the mainstream media is. God bless Trump. He didn't have to do this.

@diohutton 🤦‍♂️ did he not break the fucking law?

One year ago today we submitted a Pardon application for my husband, P321620. He went to prison for making fake Covid cards. Every "health" agency lied to us about Covid. They are the criminals. My husband and DOZENS more are heroes and should never have been prosecuted. @EagleEdMartin @EdMartinDOJ @AliceMarieFree @weaponizewatch @realpfp @douglassmackey

@TAdventurousoul As stupid as that was, do we not think what happened with some weak ass kicks would not have happened anyway?

2.5 billion years to form… ruined in seconds for a dumb social media clip. 😐

@RESPAWNProducts Does it come with a complimentary rope?