moonshinor

is ok to make mistakes but

@feinmhuinin does he realise that after childbirth there’s a baby to look after?

Why are we comparing maternity leave and cancer here? Are we saying one person deserves less leave and the other more? Why are we only staying Holly Cairns maternity leave? Just a very strange statement

@NoahGarfinkel Is there a hole through it? A spare button that fell off a coat or something?

Does anyone have any idea what this is a piece of? I heard a small clatter in my living room, and when I went to go see what it was, this little gold painted plastic thing (a fake jewel of some kind?) was on the floor. It’s clearly broken off from something? I’m so confused.

@feinmhuinin I do too. They live in different countries but still…

I have two first cousins on my dads side that have the same name and are very close in age, imagine having a baby and then your SIBLING goes and names their child the same thing

@Kurrco One part KKK, two parts Abu Ghraib

Ye thinks his song 'Moon' ended Frank Ocean's career “He ain't have a song since then... I knew he’ll never be able to make an album again.”

Jason Mantzoukas on taskmaster

The 3 All Ireland Club Finalists

@theashleyray A TV show where a woman writes about her friends' sex lives in excruciating detail but, cool, ya know?

Golf tees in my Christmas cracker... we have strayed too far from God.

@abysswh1spers Christ is 'Messiah' in Greek

@L1LL1TH69 @Hhshsbshwl @TrinityTrnslate @deloisivete So what’s the Christ mean?

7yo: who's that me: that's Jesus' mom Mary 7yo: oh yeah Mary Christmas me: 7yo: that's their last name

@joshgondelman I once saw a picture on Facebook of my brother and my co-worker training for a mud run together...

An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!

@mothrasattorney @EFCevie ‘too’ too

@EFCevie “Different board game” Friggin hell open the schools

more proof the “keep politics out of football” lot are only on about politics they don’t like

@Bubblenoma still got it

An evening with The Don

@hum_dunkin Bonobol warming

Feel free to guess at what this would mean

Primate Change

@AGoldmund I like the apostrophe after 17. Like his story took place in the 18th century.

the tweet that made you close twitter is the first tweet you see when you open it again

@bigmonsterlove Using Arthur Culture as an excuse to drink

@theashleyray The brown go well with the gold detail on the dress

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@RufusTSuperfly You should always remain visible at night, even in bed.