maddie

Life has been great lately 🥂🕊️👼🏻💕🎀

I’m a savory girl but I do get a craving for a chocolate cake slice from Frost😮‍💨🙈🤤

I’m literally a bartender yet anytime I make cocktails for myself at home they NEVER hit as good as when I am out spending money for someone else to make them for me….

I have been missing being pregnant lately, I miss her little kicks inside of my belly🥺

Motorcyclist who split lanes are so motherfucking annoying

Oh how I love being your mama 🤍🩰✨

Why is the picture in handmaids tale so dark I literally can’t even see it during the day because the picture is so damn dark

I’m tired of department stores harassing you to apply for their credit cards every time you check out

Tonight’s my first night working since moving to my new house and god I really do not wanna go to work at all 😩😩😩

Why did I just now fucking notice that Nate from Gossip Girl is The Deep from The Boys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf

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how sundays are supposed to be

I just wanna be a stay at home mom already 😩

Just 2 weeks away from my first real Mother’s Day and I am so excited✨

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I love how it’s not my baby waking me up multiple hours every single night.. no it’s my little rat dog who’s keeping me up all night!

I hate getting an iced coffee handed to me that barely has any ice in it.. like if I wanted hot coffee that’s what I would’ve ordered. Load up that ice pls. 🙈

Watchmyownstoryoholic

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

Who remembers that stupid ass “got milk” campaign? Lmao