Drink Moore Beer

Amazingly great seats to an amazingly good show. Thanks again, @mariabamfoo !

I was barely paying attention to the inauguration - but when they said the honorable Amy Klobuchar, I paused to look and saw that it was just the regular Amy Klobuchar. It's fine. I was just expecting an improvement. Or anything. Oh well.

@JamesSurowiecki You are delusional. She wasn't doing anything that she needed to be executed over.

Being shot because you were climbing through a smashed window to get past a barricade in order to illegally enter a chamber that congressmen were being evacuated from is the opposite of "for no good reason."

@denisedwheeler Democrats: "Democracy is a scam."

Biden's entire cabinet is worth a paltry $118 million. Trump's cabinet a combined wealth, at $340 billion. So far. That's greater than the entire GDP of New Zealand. Happy New Year, all you MAGA suckers. You're about to find out who the real con is.

If I had been present at Jesus' birth, I would have given him a tiny toy nativity scene. What the Bible is missing is that kind of recursion.

@BladeoftheS Taking money from one person to give it to another person is theft. But hey, you do you.

@SkylerforNY So, three and a half years of overlooking obviously diminishing cognitive abilities? ROGER THAT.

@DefiantLs Some people have never been punched in the face and it's obvious.

Climate Activists attempt to stop the "climate crisis" by throwing orange paint over a Tesla Cybertruck in protest 🤦‍♂️

@JamesTate121 Shame you'll have to find some other fantasy to masturbate to.

This is how 2024 should have ended.

@sirDukeDevin How does Joe Biden fit into your Fantasy Administration? Hasn't he been the President?

Many people are saying it...

@Vision4theBlind Great question! Also, on Gilligan's Island, why did the Howell's bring so damn much luggage? It was a 3 HOUR TOUR!

Can someone explain this one to me. These are the "astronauts" that have been stuck in space since June but somehow they are in such good spirits they decided to take a Christmas selfie. Explain to me where did they get the Christmas hats? This was supposed to be an 8 day mission and they went in June. I think we all know the answer.

Is somebody trying to use up all the spam phone calls before January 20th? Only one of the last 25 incoming telephone calls I've received has been somebody I wanted to talk to.

@OhMyManna @itsdeaann Go ahead, fuck around. Seriously. Do it.

@itsdeaann We here in Canada wont fuck around. A lot of the northern states might suffer a bit.

Canada has announced they are ready to cut off ALL energy going to America. 70% of all of our oil & gas imports are from Canada. Don’t get it twisted, this is Trumps fault.

@acnewsitics 1. Yes they do. 2. There are other ways to fund (and defund) things.

The ACLU doesn't receive any government funding.

@theneedledrop @elonmusk Actually? You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

@elonmusk defund tesla, actually. they actually get billions in government subsidies.

Defund the ACLU

@UROCKlive1 Works for me! Honestly, I'm fine if it just shames you.

It's so embarrassing that people elected this fool. It shames all of us.

@AesPolitics1 You first.

If you’re whining over Hunter Biden getting pardoned and you voted for a convicted felon.. Shut the fuck up.

@Bakari_Sellers Y'all? Do you mean the majority of voters? Democrats don't care much for Democracy when the votes are counted.

Y’all ran (AND won on pardoning actual insurrectionist). Chill on a man pardoning his son.

@ThrillaRilla369 You misspelled "Orc".

Can you believe there’s people who still think Michelle Obama is a man?

@HC_Richardson Leftists will protest "disinformation" and "misinformation", while posting fabricated horseshit like this. It's almost ironic.

This.