Deanna Moorehead

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

RIT DONT SEND EMAILS FROM DISNEY ANIMATION TO SPAM CHALLENGE FAILED????

all that to lighten my hair and it legitimately might be darker because it’s less shiny am i just Supposed To Be a medium brunette

ok i understand the rush of mansplaining bc i have never felt more powerful than i do telling shania about how hockey works

just turned a man securely attached for the first time in my life let's go

The Algorithm as a mysterious religious deity to be prayed to and appeased

@cacdick was this about me what did i ever do to you

weaklings getting cold when the ac is on

this is me if u care

yes my primary problem solving method is recording voice memos

oh how i have erred

mom’s gayest trait is the dedication to walking faster than everyone ever. she’s passing on the left arms swinging stepping into traffic to get around you MOVE

when it’s a “stand in the bathroom mirror and whisper ‘you’re fine’” kind of day

like icarus i fear i have hot girl summer-ed too close to the sun

do y’all know what i mean when i say it went so bad that i almost wish it had gone worse

when the headache so bad you can feel your eyeball muscles twitching

making an eagle screech sound every time we cross briefly into the usa over the niagara river just so everyone on this cable car knows what i’m about

like why can’t i say “evaporate” now what HAPPENED

when you join the family vacay a day late and there are new words you can’t say without triggering everybody into renewing a fight

drinking bud light with my pinky up like that makes it any better