Maurice Hall OBE

@SupportersNufc Oh ffs, it begins

🚨🆕 Newcastle United have identified Burnley’s winger Jaidon Anthony as their primary target to replace Anthony Gordon, according to a report from SportsBoom. #NUFC #fblifestyle

@ConnorRC10 So be it

🚨 Report - Sources close to Newcastle United coach Greame Jones state, he will likely leave the club this summer if Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall stay in charge over coaching differences. Jones joined Newcastle in 2021, and has had a number of roles including, assistant head coach, first team coach and interim manager for 3 games. #NUFC

@LeeHarris Get a life

Keir Starmer is so arrogant, so bad at politics, and so utterly despised by his own party, he's thrown away the chance of a dignified exit. He is now going to be humiliated and booted out in DISGRACE! Absolutely wonderful. I honestly couldn't be happier 🎉

@WestHam_Central Hope it’s true (it isn’t) so he could come to Newcastle

Shocking news coming out of the West Ham facebook pages this morning!!!!

@GeorgeCaulkin Top man Dan. Absolutely top man.

Dan Burn interview: I rang mam and said ‘I don’t want to feel like this any more. When does it stop?’ The #NUFC & England defender talks mental health, speaking up, navigating a tough season, Eddie Howe, the World Cup and much more. FREE to read. nytimes.com/athletic/72758…

@GaryLineker Eh ? Why? It was a clear handball

This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.

@WestHamPlace Break a leg mate. Fingers crossed for you. If you need a reference describing you as an all round good guy, honest and supportive, then just let me know.

I’ve got a job interview tomorrow and honestly, I feel so nervous Not sure what’s happened but I’m a mess

@MsiDouglas Mark. That’s a ridiculous thing to say. It was a clear handball. Where’s the problem?

Felt like he couldn't wait to give it, didn't it?!

@Lea_EFC How the Brentford one wasn’t a penalty I will never know. Ridiculous.

3 bad decisions have gone against West Ham in the last week: Brentford: Pablo is fouled, but no penalty is awarded Arsenal: Pablo fouls Raya, however WHU should have been awarded a penalty prior Spurs: DCL is dubiously flagged offside Interesting 🤨

@Lea_EFC @ToshiBet Some comparisons are simply impossible. For me Pele is still light years better than CR7 or Messi. My personal favourite is Beckenbauer. We were privileged to be able to see CR and LM play at the same time at their peak.

@ToshiBet Messi literally won his country the World Cup 😂

Would Cristiano Ronaldo winning the Saudi Pro League finally cement his status as the GOAT? 🐐

@WestHamPlace Hey man. The fat lady ain’t singing yet, but as a Toon fan I can honestly say I really enjoyed the (2 single) seasons we spent in the Championship. Won pretty much every home game, saw the team develop, celebrated promotion. I enjoyed it far more than a season of struggle.

Hotels in Lincoln look alright to be fair

@ALANJARDINE @BrianWilsonLive Greatest album of all time. Had countless hours listening to it and those hours continue to increase. Just love it. (I would have replaced Sloop John B with You’re so Good to Me though! Haha).

The Beach Boys received new double-platinum album record plaques yesterday at Capitol Records in Hollywood in celebration of the 60th anniversary of Pet Sounds 🐐Photo courtesy Mary Ann Jardine 📸 #beachboys #brianwilson #tonyasher #capitolrecords #petsounds #petsounds60 🦒

Qué bien por el caballo 🐴, solo se defendió de un acosador descelebrado de mierda 😁😎🆒

@JamesCleverly Hahaha. Of all the people to try and lecture on not having a p,an. FFS get back in your box and give us a break.

Starmer cannot survive this, and doesn’t deserve to. He did not have a plan for government. He had no mandate for winter fuel payment cuts, working tax increases, business tas increases, huge benefits increases, family farm tax etc. His political and personal judgement is shockingly poor. He thinks the rules don’t apply to him, he blames everyone else but takes no responsibility himself. Hence the list of people that he appointed and then fired, Mandelson being just the highest profile. The chaos within the Government, the Labour Party, and the country are his fault. Whether he stands down today, or clings on for a while longer, it is clear he won’t lead Labour into the next General Election. Whoever takes over needs to put the country before party and sort this Starmer created mess out.

@swinburne_mark I was well pleased for planky Frankie, cos he knew me father you know.

Does anyone know what year this #NUFC photo would have been taken?

@swinburne_mark 74/75. Took over from Moncur when he moved to the dark side

@RpsAgainstTrump Anything after “think” wasn’t necessary.

Video:

Trump: “I DON’T THINK ABOUT AMERICANS’ FINANCIAL SITUATION. I DON’T THINK ABOUT ANYBODY.”

@UKjdspoons can I ask if it is possible to buy one or more bottles of your Naga Sauce? Strange request I’m sure, but a very serious one. It’s unrivalled

Please repost if you agree that it would be extremely unwise for Labour to remove Keir Starmer right now

@geordiejosh Well you have worked very hard at this and I am pleased to tell you that you have succeeded. I am blocking you as of now because you’re not worth any more time from my life.

Winning the Carabao Cup was the worst thing to happen to this football club.