Jessica Woodard

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Jessica Woodard

Jessica Woodard

@moppetron

Parent, author, general crazy woman. She/her, but only *really* cares that you use proper antecedents.

MA Katılım Aralık 2008
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Jessica Woodard
Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
Dear Lume... I am never going to take the idea that my crotch should smell like citrus seriously. Just... Find another target market. #bodyproducts #idontneed
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fooler initiative@metroadlib·
I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
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Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
@UrsulaV THAT IS A HEDGEHOG BRA AND I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY VERY UPSET AND ALSO DELIGHTED WITH IT
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Kingfisher & Wombat@UrsulaV·
I have been sent this image. The provenance is unknown, beyond “internet.” Now you must see it as well.
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Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
@UrsulaV I have to go share this whole thread with my brothers IMMEDIATELY
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Kingfisher & Wombat@UrsulaV·
It’s D&D night! The party is in the water, fighting a Giant Snapping Turtle! The Rhino Hireling tried to make a forward pass with the Bard to toss them to shore, botched, and accidentally dropped them on the turtle.
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Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
@KBSpangler Was very torn about actually making a mastodon account, but I CANT LOSE THE ABILITY TO WATCH THESE SHENANIGANS
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Kimberly Tierney
Kimberly Tierney@lilyproJP·
You don’t need to DM, Twittercrushes, tweet at me boldly on the open TL. 😉💕💌
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Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
Okay but... Is anyone else suspicious that Elon Musk maybe needed a 44 billion dollar tax write off this year?
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Anthony Carbone
Anthony Carbone@Gangofwolves2·
Tomorrow is the last day. One of the best jobs with the best crew I have ever had. Favorite pull quote: Being on set for the filming of the final episode was magical. It was very clear how much every single person involved cared about the show.
Screen Rant@screenrant

The incredible interactive project #TheWalkingDeadLastMile may have streamed its last episode this week, but hosts and #TheWalkingDead superfans @YNB & @feliciaday are ready for more. Screen Rant sat down with them on the last day of filming to celebrate: buff.ly/3GfzrT4

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Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
Watching the fire burn, wondering if anyone has any marshmallows...
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Jessica Woodard@moppetron·
Gas prices are controlled by companies You shouldn't complain about your kids gender anyway Crime goes down with increased social services Who the fuck thinks immigrant violence is a real issue? I was much more in danger of drugging myself insensible when a fascist was president.
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski

Charlie is having a tough week.

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