Moriah Hummer

When your toddler turns 3 your hands will always smell like hot dogs. No exception. You are always microwaving hot dogs and cutting them up this is your life now

@Zerggiee @lofi_dood It’s also wild to me that people are surprised! We should be striking *regularly,* it’s not something that should be seen as taboo or uncommon

It’s wild to me that people are surprised about all these strikes Like have you not seen how fucked things are for the longest time now

@jesterlou @MHollyRosing Me please!

CALLING CREATIVES: So, if you are serious about making comics. If you have a passion and want to get better not just brag about how great you are but learn from other creators. I have a creative DISCORD that you can join.. Hit me up and ill get you an invite. GROW TOGETHER.

@BassicNic @flattery_sucks I liked that movie quite a bit but also Emily Blunt AMIRIGHT

@flattery_sucks i did like the movie where he dies over and over again so that must mean that i don't like him either.

I’m not particularly a fan of Tom Cruise

Dudes are hilarious cuz they think the fight is over simply because they fell asleep and woke back up again

And this *chef’s kiss* is why we need writers:

The best thing about Mira, Royal Detective is that if she happens to find a criminal they don’t make her (a kid) arrest them. Instead, they make a cow do it. A cow is the deputy. This is the best show.

@brumblehag Peak celebrity behavior

@moriahpariah I’ll have the egg white omelet with steamed vegetables and then my entire fridge the second I get home 👼🏼

In honor of “girl dinner” discourse i will share the acronym “DBD” which I use to refer to my habit of trying to order light/“healthy” at a restaurant and then coming home and eating half a loaf of bread with butter bc I am starving. It stands for “dumb bitch dinner.” :)

the worst thing about doing a comic is that it forces you to draw a bunch all at once so you inevitably get better at drawing and ruins the style consistency

@brumblehag YES. He is so sweet and kind and genuinely just wants to make people feel happy when they eat his desserts. He’s perfect.

@moriahpariah And he has such a gentle way about him!!

Ok finally catching up on The Bear and I understand all the thirst tweets about Carmy but why do I never see any about Marcus? You could build a beautiful life with this man!! Anyway if you reply with a spoiler of any kind I will never forgive you.

@brumblehag Evie, you are *very* pretty. VERY VERY

Here’s a picture of me that I kinda like while no one can look at it lol. Will absolutely delete later.

@brumblehag Your most retweetable tweet

Personally offended at the community note on the story about aspartame being a carcinogen that says you’d need 12 cans a day to affect your risk, AS IF THAT IS AN UNGODLY AMOUNT. I will drink 38 cans a day and still be right with God, get real.

@brumblehag Mine is just a long and dramatic “uuuuuuugggghhhh” while throwing my head back

When you are visited by an unwelcome embarrassing memory do you ever find that you can’t contain it and have to make a weird noise like maybe like a foghorn or is that a me thing

@creeptwin Honestly I would appreciate it. A lot. With the chaos of packing and getting out the door on time I’ve absolutely left dirty dishes in the sink forgetfully and was super grateful when I came home and they weren’t there.

@brumblehag @femmebrulee69 Oh I didn’t see this yes the Glossier ones are just super losable???

@femmebrulee69 Embarrassing to admit but it’s glossier generation g in fuzz

I lost my favorite lipstick in a Safeway parking lot (I think?) a couple of months ago and crawled around on my hands and knees in the dark trying to find it but now it has been restocked finally and I’m like “$18? I don’t know…”

@brumblehag I lose my glossier lip colors about 7 days after I purchase them with no exception

@spacecrone @brumblehag I have to agree with this! She’s got charisma and stage presence in spades and it makes up for a lot.

Is Drew Barrymore a good actress or do we all just like her? The answer doesn’t matter but I do wonder

@brumblehag GREAT idea!

@moriahpariah Are they allowed to have nicer toiletries maybe? Even just a nice bar of non-institutional soap could probably go a long way to feeling a little control over their body.

Hey, so I have a young friend who has been admitted to a boarding school/mental institution. I’d like to send them something and would like suggestions on what would be nice and also permissible. Any thoughts?