Moriah Hummer

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Moriah Hummer

@moriahpariah

Creator, author and artist of Flat Track Furies. Roller derby. Motorcycles. Overall pie enthusiast.

Fort Collins, CO Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Moriah Hummer
Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
When your toddler turns 3 your hands will always smell like hot dogs. No exception. You are always microwaving hot dogs and cutting them up this is your life now
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
@Zerggiee @lofi_dood It’s also wild to me that people are surprised! We should be striking *regularly,* it’s not something that should be seen as taboo or uncommon
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Travis Gibb - SUMMIT PINNACLE IS LIVE ON KS!
CALLING CREATIVES: So, if you are serious about making comics. If you have a passion and want to get better not just brag about how great you are but learn from other creators. I have a creative DISCORD that you can join.. Hit me up and ill get you an invite. GROW TOGETHER.
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Nic Bakker@BassicNic·
@flattery_sucks i did like the movie where he dies over and over again so that must mean that i don't like him either.
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
Dudes are hilarious cuz they think the fight is over simply because they fell asleep and woke back up again
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
And this *chef’s kiss* is why we need writers:
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
The best thing about Mira, Royal Detective is that if she happens to find a criminal they don’t make her (a kid) arrest them. Instead, they make a cow do it. A cow is the deputy. This is the best show.
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Evie
Evie@brumblehag·
@moriahpariah I’ll have the egg white omelet with steamed vegetables and then my entire fridge the second I get home 👼🏼
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Evie@brumblehag·
In honor of “girl dinner” discourse i will share the acronym “DBD” which I use to refer to my habit of trying to order light/“healthy” at a restaurant and then coming home and eating half a loaf of bread with butter bc I am starving. It stands for “dumb bitch dinner.” :)
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plæst이k@plaest2k·
the worst thing about doing a comic is that it forces you to draw a bunch all at once so you inevitably get better at drawing and ruins the style consistency
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
@brumblehag YES. He is so sweet and kind and genuinely just wants to make people feel happy when they eat his desserts. He’s perfect.
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Evie@brumblehag·
@moriahpariah And he has such a gentle way about him!!
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Evie@brumblehag·
Ok finally catching up on The Bear and I understand all the thirst tweets about Carmy but why do I never see any about Marcus? You could build a beautiful life with this man!! Anyway if you reply with a spoiler of any kind I will never forgive you.
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Evie@brumblehag·
Here’s a picture of me that I kinda like while no one can look at it lol. Will absolutely delete later.
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Evie@brumblehag·
Personally offended at the community note on the story about aspartame being a carcinogen that says you’d need 12 cans a day to affect your risk, AS IF THAT IS AN UNGODLY AMOUNT. I will drink 38 cans a day and still be right with God, get real.
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
@brumblehag Mine is just a long and dramatic “uuuuuuugggghhhh” while throwing my head back
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Evie
Evie@brumblehag·
When you are visited by an unwelcome embarrassing memory do you ever find that you can’t contain it and have to make a weird noise like maybe like a foghorn or is that a me thing
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
@creeptwin Honestly I would appreciate it. A lot. With the chaos of packing and getting out the door on time I’ve absolutely left dirty dishes in the sink forgetfully and was super grateful when I came home and they weren’t there.
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Evie@brumblehag·
@femmebrulee69 Embarrassing to admit but it’s glossier generation g in fuzz
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Evie@brumblehag·
I lost my favorite lipstick in a Safeway parking lot (I think?) a couple of months ago and crawled around on my hands and knees in the dark trying to find it but now it has been restocked finally and I’m like “$18? I don’t know…”
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
@brumblehag I lose my glossier lip colors about 7 days after I purchase them with no exception
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
@spacecrone @brumblehag I have to agree with this! She’s got charisma and stage presence in spades and it makes up for a lot.
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Evie@brumblehag·
Is Drew Barrymore a good actress or do we all just like her? The answer doesn’t matter but I do wonder
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Evie@brumblehag·
@moriahpariah Are they allowed to have nicer toiletries maybe? Even just a nice bar of non-institutional soap could probably go a long way to feeling a little control over their body.
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Moriah Hummer@moriahpariah·
Hey, so I have a young friend who has been admitted to a boarding school/mental institution. I’d like to send them something and would like suggestions on what would be nice and also permissible. Any thoughts?
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