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if mexico loses we take harry styles and throw him off a cliff

If Mexico wins ima start going to the gym at 5am again

The Aztec gods are with us tonight 🇲🇽 we not loosing this

How English people see the Azteca Stadium

Erling Haaland has scored in 14 STRAIGHT GAMES for Norway. In those games, he's scored 27 goals. An average of nearly two goals a game 🤯

how it feels saving my fourth of july alcohol for the mexico game tomorrow

I’m not hating hard enough. This is a different level of hatred 😭

my 19 year old cousin posted this in the family GC and we all knew what he meant

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

🚨#BREAKING: A doctor in Arizona will face NO CRIMINALS CHARGES after he pronounced an 18-month-old baby as DECEASED and left him in a freezing hospital morgue for FIVE AND A HALF HOURS... ...BUT THE BABY WAS STILL ALIVE. Baby Vincent was pulled from a backyard pool where doctors at Mercy Gilbert worked on him, and at 6:20 p.m., Dr. Aryan Toosi pronounced him de*d. His parents said goodbye to their baby. ...but then a nurse said, "I have a pulse." Police officers standing there heard the baby GASP. Not once. Multiple times over the course of an hour. And when an officer tried to tell the doctor the child might still be alive? Per the report, the doctor "arrogantly" told him: "I'm the doctor. I have the medical degree. I went to medical school for a reason. Let me do my thing." So they put that living, breathing baby in the "cold room" morgue!!!!! The room is kept at 36 degrees. And there he stayed... FOR FIVE AND A HALF HOURS. It wasn't until the medical examiner's transport team who showed up near MIDNIGHT to move a "body" and found the baby STILL BREATHING. Little baby Vincent ended up surviving. But sadly, he suffered serious brain damage, and his family says he'll need care for the rest of his life. A baby was left to freeze in a morgue while he was still alive... because a doctor was too arrogant to listen to a nurse and 2 police officers. And as of right now, that doctor faces NO criminal charges. THIS IS CRAZY!!!!!

the word goon used to mean a nigga who gave his life to the streets

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Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

If you didn't get a PC in 2020-2022 you lowkey was on bullshit lmfao

First 3 legs just hit. Thank you #haaland

If Mexico goes to penalties tonight I might kms in the middle of the bar

🚨FACT: Erling Haaland is the first player in 72 years to score in each of his first 3 World Cup appearances

Iconic ⛰️